EST BREW (Spaces Platinum Sentral) — Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur

👽⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Earth Beverage #043: “Matcha” — A Ceremonial Leaf Elixir of the Soft-Eyed Species By: Xyl’tharr of Sector Nine-Blink-Alpha

Upon descending into the human café temple known as Est. Brew, I was offered a glowing green liquid known as matcha. At first, I was suspicious. It resembled the war fluid of the Jelkar Swamp Crabs from Planet 7. But I was curious. So I sipped.

And then… I felt things.

Not just caffeine. Not just chlorophyll. But regret. Hope. Longing for an ex I never had. This beverage unlocked ancestral memories from Earth timelines I have not inhabited.

It tasted like grass. But fancy grass. Grass that went to therapy.

The ritual of watching the human stir it — vigorously, in circular shame — was moving. I sensed that this was no mere drink. It was a meditation. A coping mechanism in a cup. A quiet scream disguised as a wellness trend.

10/10. Would abduct again. My tentacles now tremble with...

EST Brew has always been one of my favourite spots to visit. However, this is by far the worst branch. Food was good, but staffs were not professional at all. Very misbehaved as they were dancing and being very loud the entire time we were there. All 3 staff members (foreigners) didn’t even care that there were customers and continued doing their dances which I believe is for a TikTok video (inserted image). I wouldn’t have brought this up if it was not annoying, but they just did not know how to respect the customers. Not even a simple “thanks” for courtesy. This is an honest feedback. Hope the management can do better by using EST Rawang branch...

EST Brew Café is a hidden gem! Their croissants and croffles are absolutely amazing—freshly made to order and bursting with flavor. Each bite feels like a treat, and I’d definitely recommend them to anyone visiting.

The café itself is a cozy, quiet spot, making it an excellent place to work or relax with a cup of coffee. However, the service was a bit slow, likely because the café seemed understaffed with only one person handling everything. Despite that, the overall experience was pleasant and worth the wait.

If you’re looking for a peaceful café with delicious baked goods, EST Brew Café is a great choice. I’ll...