Starbucks — Restaurant in Denver

Forsooth, for a Starbucks upon this venerable ground, this establishment doth excel in many a regard. The ample seating is most welcome, given the ceaseless throng of scholars and wayfarers alike. The baristas, ever diligent and merry of countenance, do render service both swift and courteous, ensuring that orders are met with precision and that discourse with them is naught but delightsome.

Yet alas, one vexation doth mar an otherwise commendable experience. The mistress of this house doth oft raise her voice, calling out orders anew, though the baristas have but just proclaimed them. This most untimely clamour grievously doth shatter my focus. Would that she might temper her tones, and let the air be filled with but the gentle hum of scholarly discourse!

EDIT: Heed not the twinnèd Starbucks (though it doth boast the greater chorus of reviews), for in sooth its rightful...

I come here all the time meow and the employees have consistently poppeth'd offeth especially during rush hour.

Let me tip them, bruh :'(

Also, the plugs built into the benches are almost useless. You gotta plug your plug in at the right angle and don't even breathe on it or it'll fall out.

PS. I'm sorry that you got warm chocolate, 1 star review person.

When life gives you warm chocolate, microwave it.

Bless you. Have a...

I ordered 2 hot chocolates and it is not even hot not even lukewarm per say, I was like dude its a hot chocolate how can you mess that up and only gave me a half cup literal disappointment they’re just ruining the name of starbucks. Just a...