Christie's Cabaret Tempe — Restaurant in Guadalupe

Greeter was amazing. Doormen were quick and did a great job. The dancer grimed me though. She sits me down after we discuss the fee of 25$ for a lap dance (which, in the area it's normally 20$, so not happy about that). I had to drive to the gas station across the street to get cash because the owners must have accidentally mis configured the ATM fee cause of the extremely dim lighting, and moved the decimal point over a spot from 1.20 to 12.00. 12.00. 12.00 for an ATM withdrawal. I would love to know what kind of substance they're taking because in my neck of the woods, we call that a scam. Now I know how they can afford a lavish exterior that nobody cares about. The dancer was absolutely stunning. She had Russian features. Blonde. Blue eyes. Average weight. Perfect. So let's get to the dance. It was sensual. I wish I had her number because I genuinely felt a connection. I'm having a great time because in my head I'm thinking we have 40$ in the wallet after having driven to the gas station to get this cash. She lets me touch her everywhere and even kisses me in the cheek a few times. We have some small talk and it turns out the whole deal was 50$. That's right. Not 25$. 50$. Because she said it was for two dances. She never warned me she was going to charge me again, and honeslty she is the first dancer in my entire life to not warn me she's chalking up a second round. EVERY other dancer stops and asks if I want another dance in between songs. That should never be the mans job. I only had 40$ to spend tonight. While she was casting her love spell on me she was counting to the last second of two songs without my knowledge or any warning delivered. I should be glad she didn't hustle me for for three songs and come up with a 75$ experience. That was very dirty. Because of a measly 10$ deficit, I ended up having to use the exploitation machine of an ATM for a measely 20 bucks. So to get 20 bucks it was a 32.00 transaction. I want to think she didn't mean it, but.... She meant it. I was outraged. I couldn't even look at her or any of the other con artists that call themselves dancers. Maybe I'm wrong and it's not like that with every girl. But I drove back home in almost pure silence. That one experience left the worst taste in my mouth possible, because even when I planned a budget ahead of time and took all the necessary measures and precautions not to overspend or use the ATM I STILL ended up spending 62.00 for what I thought was going to be a 25.00 lap dance. Staff: Tell the girls to warn the customer before starting another dance. Make this understood. That was in every way, shape and form, not okay. And that fact alone, mixed with the fact that her stunt cost me having to actually use that cash vortex machine of an ATM is why I'm giving this joint the worst review I can. Be careful out there guys. And to the girl: if you know who I am, hit me up. Aside from your little stunt I do feel like you may have been into me at least a little bit. Maybe because of my looks and smile you spared me from going through four songs and spending 100$. No hard feelings, but you guys as an establishment need to understand that if something like that happens, a bad review is...

I recently moved to the Phoenix area, and last night I decided to check out my local club. I was not disappointed.

The prices were very reasonable compared to other clubs like this that I've been to, and the girls were hot. There were none that I would consider old or unattractive, and more than a few of them were absolutely smoking hot. There was a whole mix of races and body types.

I got there on a Wednesday evening at around 9:00. It was not crowded at all, but it was not empty either. All of the up-front tables were taken, but there were lots of seats open at the rail, and there were plenty of other open tables around the club. It seemed like there were a lot of girls working, and I never had to wait long for one to approach. There was a small crowd at the bar, and overall it had a good, active vibe, even though from talking to the girls it was what they considered a fairly slow night. Most of the activity was at the tables, but there were still a few guys making it rain at the stage. I'll have to go on a weekend night sometime to see what it's like when it's busy.

It's a traditional setup for a club like this, which gave it a very familiar feel right from the start. I stayed for probably two hours, had a couple of drinks and table dances from a half dozen different girls. They all had beautiful bodies and all were engaged and sensual dancers. A special shout out to Charlotte who I had a few dances from right at the end of my night who really had it all going on: a beautiful face, a hot athletic body, a sexy dancing style, and a friendly, engaging personality. I hope I get to see her there again.

Also, there was plenty of parking, the lot was well lit and felt safe. The club is in a decent Tempe neighborhood near the interchange of I-10 and 60, making it easy to get to. Most of the other businesses around the club are restaurants and hotels, oh and a 24-hour weed store. God...

My wife and I recently visit this Cabaret for it's most unique entertainment. As former full time and some part time photographers. We found the atmosphere to be that of a very class facility and the girls were very talented and most welcoming. I can't say enough good about the manager Phil who helped find my wife's lost ID! Phil runs a top notch and safe environment. We've never stopped into a Cabaret in our 23 years of marriage and thought it may be great fun to see the entertainment. By far Las Vegas Quality Show girls who were very polite and professional. As a whole it was most affordable compared to the other reviews we've seen on line! Kudos to Phil for making our time a most delightful one! It was also very very very well staffed!

We thoroughly enjoyed meeting Kim, Avery and some of the other girls who made us feel right at home. They were neither pushy or impolite which we very much appreciated during our visit.

Thanks Phil and all the best to your management team and staff of dancers. Keep up the great work...