Andrés Carne de Res Miami — Restaurant in Miami Beach

As SoBe locals, we like to try new restaurants in the neighborhood. I’m writing this for other locals who might be tempted. This place is another tourist trap. It’s a ripoff and the service was abysmal. The food….like, seriously??? In Miami where great Colombian restaurants are a dime a dozen. The only way I would recommend this place is if you’re sitting on the ground floor where the party is and you’re part of a bachelorette or birthday party.

FIRST IMPRESSION: We went on a date tonight and decided to give this place a try. It was just 2 of us so we didn’t make a reservation. When we walked in, the hostess looked annoyed when we said we didn’t have a reservation, and told us to go find the elevator and take it up to the 4th floor. I wanted to be very clear, the lobby was empty. She acted like we were a nuisance simply for showing up. The elevator was across the restaurant, and instead of walking us there, she gave rushed directions and disappeared. From her reaction, I expected a full house up there, but the place was empty save for one other table. No one walked us to a table (not a problem), and I had to ask the bartender where we should sit.

SERVICE: the server gave us one food menu (for two people). He took our order and we never saw him again. Not for water refills, not to check on us, not even to offer dessert. We waited with empty plates and drink glasses (long empty) stacked in front of us for 30 minutes before we had to flag him down for the check. Oh, and there’s a 20% tip included. The guy talked to us for 2 minutes and never came back.

FOOD: $16 for an arepa that’s half the size of the one you get on Calle ocho for 6 bucks is insanity. And (I’m being honest here), it was NOT good. I wanted it to be good, I tried to like it, but it tasted weird and bitter. $50 for salmon and rice (literally a little salmon and a side of rice). Like, bro. You can’t charge Smith and Wollensky prices when the food is not good and the service is terrible. This is how restaurants die on South Beach. The patacon is literally one oversized mariquita (a cracker) for $14. The second it came, I knew we were getting ripped off. My mom makes those out of an 89 cent plantain. I get it, rents are high here, but don’t rip people off. That’s gross and ensures locals won’t go there...

UPDATE: I got SEVERE food poisoning from this place by early the next morning and had to miss my flight and pay an extra$100 to get on one when I was well again , SAVE YOUR MONEY AND GO ELSEWHERE OR IT'LL END UP COSTING YOU IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE Place was trash. Save your money and go elsewhere. From the moment I walked in the experience was not good. First off there was supposed to be 3 of us. (2 showed) and we were sat on the 3rd floor on a Wed late when the place wasn't busy OR FULL, missed the whole show but I digress.....We were handed 2 drink menus ONE food menu for 3 of us that we had to share to figure out and the pages were disgustingly sticky (fully stuck together)on the soup/ salad page, couldn't even touch it. The food was less than mid, TINY appetizers that came COLD with no side sauce(we had to beg for it and even then had to wait extra) so not only did we get not hot food but then by the time I was able to get the sauce IT REALLY was cold. Ordered the cowboy steak, fatty and trash. THE KICKER AT THE END? we were handed a review card I literally ripped up, threw in my wine bucket and the floor manager DEMANDED the review paper back EVEN AFTER I told the server that they weren't getting a good review cuz we had to BEG for sauces among other things BUT WHY WOULD THEY CARE? THEY'RE GETTING THEIR 20 PERCENT whether they give good service or not , which in Miami, is generally 18 , sure you can have your 20 but THEN WORK FOR IT! NOT ONCE were we asked if everything was OK , THEN THE FLOOR MANAGER PICKED OUT THE WET REVIEW CARD (out of the wine bucket after I said I threw it out) AND PIECED IT BACK TOGETHER AT THE WAITRESS STAND, HOW TACKY ARE YOU OF A PLACE? No place EVER has FORCED me to write a review LET ALONE NEED THE BLANK PIECE OF PAPER?!! I spoke to the first floor manager Daniel on my way out but an apology certainly wasn't enough for the trashiness of the food or staff. Will NEVER EVER EVER be back. AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS. I had WAY BETTER QUALITY FOOD EVERYWHERE ELSE ALL WEEK. this place was the lowest of the low for a high price point undeservedly so. DO BETTER FOR A NEW PLACE OR YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AROUND HERE VERY LONG, if i could give negative 5...

I NEED TO GO BACK!! AMAZING PLACE AND AUTHENTIC SERVICE!

I had the pleasure of celebrating my birthday at Andrés Carne de Res Miami Beach, and the entire experience was beyond extraordinary from beginning to end!

From the moment we arrived, the atmosphere was vibrant, full of color, rhythm, and joy — the kind of energy that instantly puts a smile on your face and makes you feel ready to celebrate life. The restaurant truly captures that unique Latin spirit of music, flavor, and fun all in one place. 💃🕺

I want to give special thanks to Daniel Jimenez and also Luisa Fernanda, who delivered outstanding and exceptional service all night long. Daniel’s professionalism, warmth, and attention to every detail made a huge difference. He made sure everything ran smoothly, that every guest at my table felt welcome, and that the celebration flowed effortlessly. It’s rare to find someone who combines genuine kindness with such dedication — Daniel and Luisa absolutely went above and beyond! 👏✨

The food was excellent — every dish was flavorful, fresh, and beautifully presented... The Tomahawk and Potterhouse were delicious! The live music was full of energy and emotion, creating the perfect backdrop to dance, laugh, and celebrate. The band and performers were simply amazing! 🎶

The ambience at Andrés Carne de Res Miami Beach is something truly special — it’s not just a restaurant, it’s an experience! The décor, the energy, the people, and the music come together to create the perfect place to celebrate a birthday or any special occasion surrounded by friends and good vibes.

My friends and I had an unforgettable night — full of laughter, dancing, and pure happiness. It was one of those nights that stays in your heart. ❤️

If you’re looking for a place that combines great food, incredible service, live music, and an atmosphere full of life, this is absolutely the spot. Thank you again to the entire team, and especially to Daniel Jimenez, for making my birthday celebration so memorable and special. I can’t...