Pizzeria Eataly — Restaurant in Ocean City

STAY AWAY!! FAR AWAY!! You are greeted by a menu that has no prices on it, just menu items. How much could a foot long hotdog with cheese be? I understand this is the boardwalk, but what $6? MAYBE? That's right you guessed it $12, a dollar an inch.

When I placed my order it was to a young man that was on his personal phone the entire time I was ordering - continuing his conversation - beyond rude.

As said - ordered one "Say Cheese" which was a footlong with nacho cheese and one "Aloha Dog" which stated grilled pineapple, teriyaki sauce, and something else. This "hot dog" was beyond APPALLING. The pineapple wasn't grilled. We watched as he opened a can of Dole diced pineapple and scoop a few tablespoons right onto the dog. I can't quite tell you what their "teriyaki sauce" is, but I can tell you it was frigid. It was also lumpy and had some soft of mystery meat in it. I genuinely have no idea what it was, other than revolting.

We did order a small fry, which is totally serviceable. The highlight of the show. We then asked for two fountain drinks, they said they didn't have any, only bottled. We went to the fridge in the back and the drinks were not cold - awesome. The group after us asked for fountain drinks, and then magically it was working.

This was honestly the worst "meal" I have had at a "restaurant" (if it can even call itself that) in a very long time. I don't write reviews often, but I was compelled after my...

Good evening, you’s guys. I’m sorry in advance but I also think your establishment owes my taste buds a get out of jail free card. The Cannoli shell that I just endured had the flavor of old shoes. And I know you’re thinking: oh so you eat old shoes, what does this guy know. Let me tell you what I know. I’ve worked at a shoe store for the last 35 days and we get people that come in with old feet and progressively older shoes. When you can smell something so pungent and legendary that it makes its way from your nasal area to your tongue, it leaves a stain. We had a name for this specific smell-to-taste experience. It was called the “Gary from the great beyond.” The taste of the cannoli I just had was Gary’s grandfathers shoe from World War II. I mean trench foot would probably idolize this experience as something to work toward. I would give it a -3 stars but only because the...

The only reason why we decided to eat here was because my wife’s father had a pizzeria here back in the 80’s to the early 2000’s. She was hoping to feel nostalgic. I think it’ll be safe to say that this place will not return next year. This place should be investigated for taking advantage of its patrons. 4 slices, 2 hot dogs and a couple drinks for $70? Food was not good at all, and I can’t even explain how disgusting the hot dogs looked. My daughter took one bite and pushed the plate away. Don’t waste your time, money and taste buds. Pathetic.

BTW, the reviews went from 1.2 stars to 3.1 in a matter of a couple hours. A bunch of 5 star reviews came pouring in….. can’t be the owner or his family, right? Dude, your...