Dick's Last Resort - Panama City Beach — Restaurant in Panama City Beach

Me and my daughter along with three other family members came here for dinner. Food was great and all but our waitress wasn’t much fun and didn’t have a single conversation with us beyond the usual scripted “don’t ask for anything else” “what do you want” and slapping our menus down, which is normal but beyond those small things she didn’t talk to us at all. Another thing I wanted to add was that our hats were pretty funny aside from my daughters, who is 16 and was the only minor at the table. She has had past struggles with acne and whatnot but is healed up now and working on fading the scars, so she still has some facial blemishes. So she was pretty crushed and later told me she was suppressing tears through her meal after she got her hat that said “perfect face for doggy”. Which if you don’t understand, means that she has the perfect face for that position because you don’t have to look at it. Now when I read the hat I didn’t understand the joke, but after she explained it to me I was in disbelief that someone would put that on a 16 year olds hat. This experience was nothing like past experiences at Dick’s in other states and whatnot. At other locations we had fun with the workers, made jokes and laughed together. At this place, none of that went on with our waitress. I understand making “funny” hats is a part of their job but when you’re calling a kid hideous while also making up a scenario where they’re in a sex position.. isn’t funny, and isn’t normal or ok. I like to glance around and read everyone’s hats and after being to multiple Dick’s, I can confidently say that I have never seen such a personal, vulgar thing written on anyone’s hat, especially a minor’s. Waitresses name was...

My husband and I stumbled upon this place during a night at Pier Park. We were there at dinner time approx. 6:30PM. We were so excited with the concept but our experience immediately went down hill. We were instructed to sit at a table that we could not physically get to because teenagers from another table were hanging through the inside/outside window opening and blocking our table. My husband and I are in our twenties ourselves and we didn't want to be a buzz kill, so we sat ourself at the adjacent table. Unfortunately for us, our table was cleared but the paper looked used with big chucks missing from the paper table cloth and it had grease stains. Our waitress came and introduced herself and explained the atmosphere. We were excited to try the food. Our waitress asked us several times if we wanted fried pickles and we said "no thanks" and asked for the fondu instead. We don't enjoy pickles. This was our last night of vacation and we really just wanted to relax and have a fun dinner. Well, our appetizer came and our waitress ordered the fried pickles for us instead of what we asked for. I am not sure if it was the long day in the sun or the fact that we were absolutely starving and were unsure how far the "acting" went at the restaurant. Do they take your order and then you get whatever they decide to bring to your table? We ate a couple of the pickles, which I am sure were great but my husband and I really hate pickles. We asked for the check instead of ordering anything else and of course got flack from the waitress because, well that's her job. We left our waitress a 70% tip because she really played the part well and asked us for extra money to "help her stay...

This place was terrible. I went for the insults and jokes and got almost nothing of the sort. I got there at 3:30, spent over 3 hours with a group of 6 people and didn’t receive our “insult” hats until 5:45. 15 minutes before I warned our server we had to leave. During their attempt to make “insults” and “jokes” our server pulled out a leaf blower proceeding to spill a drink all over one of my friends. Afterwards he plastic wrapped another friend. The food was decent and it wasn’t too busy at the time. I’m very disappointed in the speed of service considering it was just our table along with 2 others, neither big parties. My party had to leave at 6:00 and it was an emergency, our waiter proceeded to take forever giving us our hats, food, and bill. We asked for the bill when before our food arrived so we’d be prepared to leave. Nearing the end when our waiter finally brought our bill, it was 6:20. 20 minutes past when we absolutely had to leave. The only reason I’m here to write this review is because of the service. We came for insults and jokes and got almost none of it. Our waiter also made jokes about our kids being Christian’s. Absolutely absurd. 2/10 experience,...