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Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio
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Restaurant chain where gruff staffers serve a Southern-style menu in a rowdy roadhouse environment.
Nearby attractions
The Alamo
300 Alamo Plaza, San Antonio, TX 78205
Ripley's Believe It or Not!
307 Alamo Plaza, San Antonio, TX 78205, United States
San Antonio River Walk
San Antonio, TX 78205
Sisters Grimm Ghost Tours & Oddities Parlor
204 Alamo Plaza suite j, San Antonio, TX 78205
The Amazing Mirror Maze
217 Alamo Plaza, San Antonio, TX 78205
Escape the Room San Antonio
315 E Commerce St #100, San Antonio, TX 78205
GO RIO San Antonio River Cruises
706 E River Walk, San Antonio, TX 78205
Briscoe Western Art Museum
210 W Market St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Majestic Theatre
224 E Houston St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Louis Tussaud's Waxworks
301 Alamo Plaza, San Antonio, TX 78205
Nearby restaurants
Boudro's on the Riverwalk
On The Riverwalk Level, 421 E Commerce St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Rainforest Cafe
110 E Crockett St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Casa Rio
430 E Commerce St, San Antonio, TX 78205
The Original Mexican Restaurant
528 River Walk St, San Antonio, TX 78205
The Republic of Texas Restaurant
526 River Walk St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Schilo's
424 E Commerce St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Cafe Ole
521 River Walk, San Antonio, TX 78205
Agave Bar
River Walk, San Antonio, TX 78205
Paesanos Riverwalk
111 W Crockett St Suite 101, San Antonio, TX 78205
Lone Star Cafe
237 Losoya St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Nearby hotels
Hyatt Regency San Antonio Riverwalk
123 Losoya St, San Antonio, TX 78205, United States
Menger Hotel
204 Alamo Plaza, San Antonio, TX 78205
Hotel Contessa
306 W Market St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Hilton Palacio del Rio
200 S Alamo St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Omni La Mansión del Rio
112 College St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Hilton Garden Inn San Antonio Downtown Riverwalk
408 E Houston St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Club Wyndham Riverside Suites
218 College St, San Antonio, TX 78205
The Westin Riverwalk, San Antonio
420 W Market St, San Antonio, TX 78205, United States
Hotel Gibbs Downtown San Antonio Riverwalk
105 N Alamo St, San Antonio, TX 78205
TownePlace Suites by Marriott San Antonio Downtown Riverwalk
409 E Houston St, San Antonio, TX 78205
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Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

223 Losoya St, San Antonio, TX 78205
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Restaurant chain where gruff staffers serve a Southern-style menu in a rowdy roadhouse environment.

attractions: The Alamo, Ripley's Believe It or Not!, San Antonio River Walk, Sisters Grimm Ghost Tours & Oddities Parlor, The Amazing Mirror Maze, Escape the Room San Antonio, GO RIO San Antonio River Cruises, Briscoe Western Art Museum, Majestic Theatre, Louis Tussaud's Waxworks, restaurants: Boudro's on the Riverwalk, Rainforest Cafe, Casa Rio, The Original Mexican Restaurant, The Republic of Texas Restaurant, Schilo's, Cafe Ole, Agave Bar, Paesanos Riverwalk, Lone Star Cafe
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(210) 224-0026
Website
dickslastresort.com

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Featured dishes

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BBQ NACHOS
Kinda like the Macho Nachos but not really. Chips, Cheez, Pulled Pork, BBQ Sauce, Sour Cream 'n' much mo'.
SPINACH KALE ARTICHOKE DIP
It's got Kale - it must be good for ya! Served with Tortilla Chips.
JC'S REDNECK FONDUE
A giant portion of seasoned Tater Tots with Queso, Bacon, Sour Cream and Green Onions for dippin'.
DICK'S SAMPLER PLATTA
Chicky Tenders, Fry'd Pickle Chips, Buffalo wings, Cheez Sticks. (Serves 4-6)
MOTHA CLUCKIN' GOOD CHICKY WINGS

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Nearby attractions of Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

The Alamo

Ripley's Believe It or Not!

San Antonio River Walk

Sisters Grimm Ghost Tours & Oddities Parlor

The Amazing Mirror Maze

Escape the Room San Antonio

GO RIO San Antonio River Cruises

Briscoe Western Art Museum

Majestic Theatre

Louis Tussaud's Waxworks

The Alamo

The Alamo

4.6

(22.8K)

Open 24 hours
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Ripley's Believe It or Not!

Ripley's Believe It or Not!

4.4

(1.6K)

Open 24 hours
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San Antonio River Walk

San Antonio River Walk

4.7

(16.3K)

Open 24 hours
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Sisters Grimm Ghost Tours & Oddities Parlor

Sisters Grimm Ghost Tours & Oddities Parlor

4.8

(2.2K)

Open until 8:30 PM
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Things to do nearby

Holiday in Blue at the Majestic Theater
Holiday in Blue at the Majestic Theater
Wed, Dec 10 • 7:30 PM
224 East Houston Street, San Antonio, TX 78205
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Titanic: A Voyage Through Time
Titanic: A Voyage Through Time
Fri, Dec 12 • 10:00 AM
849 East Commerce Street, San Antonio, 78205
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Candlelight: Rock Favorites on Strings
Candlelight: Rock Favorites on Strings
Fri, Dec 12 • 8:45 PM
339 West Josephine Street, San Antonio, 78212
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Nearby restaurants of Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

Boudro's on the Riverwalk

Rainforest Cafe

Casa Rio

The Original Mexican Restaurant

The Republic of Texas Restaurant

Schilo's

Cafe Ole

Agave Bar

Paesanos Riverwalk

Lone Star Cafe

Boudro's on the Riverwalk

Boudro's on the Riverwalk

4.5

(2.8K)

$$$

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Rainforest Cafe

Rainforest Cafe

4.1

(4.2K)

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Casa Rio

Casa Rio

4.0

(4.2K)

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The Original Mexican Restaurant

The Original Mexican Restaurant

3.3

(1.6K)

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Denise SDenise S
I can not express the level of fun we had at Dick’s! Literally the best time I have had in such a long time!! We went there for my oldest daughter’s 24th birthday and to say it was a blast is an understatement. I’m talking laughing until we couldn’t breathe! We told them it was my daughter’s birthday and boy did they do it up! They have a live band and the lead singer sang to my daughter and even incorporated her name in the song. I mean they are so rude in the nicest funniest way ever! I mean they are actually laughing too at how rude and funny they are. Our waitress Victoria was AMAZING!! She was so funny. The things they say have you dying laughing. But when she brought us our drinks and threw our straws at us and walked away we were laughing so hard. She turned back around and was laughing too! This place is funny and fun! The jokes are flowing all night! It’s such a chill environment! You get to know people around you too, because you want to see what their hats say. And no one knows what their hats say, they just slap a hat on you with something funny on it and everyone around you are laughing. We actually got to know the table next to us because they were celebrating a birthday that night as well and it was just a super fun experience! The food is NOT mediocre! The food is AMAZING!!!! Omg! We was there for the experience. Our first time there and didn’t know the food was going to be so amazing as well. You will not be disappointed and you will walk out of there with your cheeks and stomach hurting from laughing all night! Thank you so much for making our whole families night so much fun. We are all still talking about the experience still. If I could give y’all 10 stars I would!!!
Nikita UzohNikita Uzoh
This was a pretty funny experience! You were told ahead of time what dick’s is all about which is serving rude and with an attitude. They slid the menus at us and went through the specials and told us what was the best drinks and food on the menus then also gave us what was the cheapest in case we were broke then asked very rudely what we wanted and we couldn’t stop laughing to order. They were rude but extremely nice at the same time you could tell they were just playing the part. Even with regular restaurants I haven’t had such a good experience with a waiter. He brought us our drinks & appetizers & made us paper hats with funny quotes on them. Mine said “I thought Dick’s was a male strip club” & again I couldn’t stop laughing and wore the hat my entire time there. The nachos are delicious, just cheesy enough and loaded with shredded bbq brisket. We ordered some mac and cheese with chicken on top and that was delicious too. The meals were also made in a respectful time so we weren’t without food for that long. As we ate we enjoyed watching other waitresses make couples switch dates with other couples and made them converse and make new friends. Other waiters would frequently check on us and ask how the food was and if we wanted anything and also ask us questions about our experience. He made fun of us when we told him that my friend had never had nachos before and went into details about how you could live in Texas and never have nachos . Again the entire experience was one for the book. Eating good food and getting a comedy show is the best form of entertainment. I recommend this place if you’re on the river walk and just want to have a great time with your friends and strangers.
Chances JChances J
The concept is service with sarcasm, so if you offend easily, this isn't the restaurant for you. I however had an excellent time. Alexa was our server, and she was hilarious. I wont go into the details of all that was said and done, but it was a unique and hilarious experience. I got the street salad and aside from there being an abundance of red onions that overwhelmed the other flavors of the salad, everything else that I tried was perfection. Alcoholic beverages were perfectly poured, fried pickles and fried fish was breaded and fried to perfection and the salad ingredients were so fresh, I would think they had their own garden! They do military discount here on food, not Liquor, and thats always a good sign for me. The food prices are average, $12.99 for drinks (but you can keep the souvenir mug), $9.99 for fried pickle appetizer, $16.99 for the salad, and $24 for the flish player. The restroom, however, is the reason for the 4 star experience instead of 5. It's on the upper level of the restaurant, so those with limited mobility would be at a disadvantage, and the sinks in the restroom were dishwasher sinks, that were difficult to turn off without touching the handles. I had the best experience though and I highly reccomend trying it at least once.
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I can not express the level of fun we had at Dick’s! Literally the best time I have had in such a long time!! We went there for my oldest daughter’s 24th birthday and to say it was a blast is an understatement. I’m talking laughing until we couldn’t breathe! We told them it was my daughter’s birthday and boy did they do it up! They have a live band and the lead singer sang to my daughter and even incorporated her name in the song. I mean they are so rude in the nicest funniest way ever! I mean they are actually laughing too at how rude and funny they are. Our waitress Victoria was AMAZING!! She was so funny. The things they say have you dying laughing. But when she brought us our drinks and threw our straws at us and walked away we were laughing so hard. She turned back around and was laughing too! This place is funny and fun! The jokes are flowing all night! It’s such a chill environment! You get to know people around you too, because you want to see what their hats say. And no one knows what their hats say, they just slap a hat on you with something funny on it and everyone around you are laughing. We actually got to know the table next to us because they were celebrating a birthday that night as well and it was just a super fun experience! The food is NOT mediocre! The food is AMAZING!!!! Omg! We was there for the experience. Our first time there and didn’t know the food was going to be so amazing as well. You will not be disappointed and you will walk out of there with your cheeks and stomach hurting from laughing all night! Thank you so much for making our whole families night so much fun. We are all still talking about the experience still. If I could give y’all 10 stars I would!!!
Denise S

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This was a pretty funny experience! You were told ahead of time what dick’s is all about which is serving rude and with an attitude. They slid the menus at us and went through the specials and told us what was the best drinks and food on the menus then also gave us what was the cheapest in case we were broke then asked very rudely what we wanted and we couldn’t stop laughing to order. They were rude but extremely nice at the same time you could tell they were just playing the part. Even with regular restaurants I haven’t had such a good experience with a waiter. He brought us our drinks & appetizers & made us paper hats with funny quotes on them. Mine said “I thought Dick’s was a male strip club” & again I couldn’t stop laughing and wore the hat my entire time there. The nachos are delicious, just cheesy enough and loaded with shredded bbq brisket. We ordered some mac and cheese with chicken on top and that was delicious too. The meals were also made in a respectful time so we weren’t without food for that long. As we ate we enjoyed watching other waitresses make couples switch dates with other couples and made them converse and make new friends. Other waiters would frequently check on us and ask how the food was and if we wanted anything and also ask us questions about our experience. He made fun of us when we told him that my friend had never had nachos before and went into details about how you could live in Texas and never have nachos . Again the entire experience was one for the book. Eating good food and getting a comedy show is the best form of entertainment. I recommend this place if you’re on the river walk and just want to have a great time with your friends and strangers.
Nikita Uzoh

Nikita Uzoh

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The concept is service with sarcasm, so if you offend easily, this isn't the restaurant for you. I however had an excellent time. Alexa was our server, and she was hilarious. I wont go into the details of all that was said and done, but it was a unique and hilarious experience. I got the street salad and aside from there being an abundance of red onions that overwhelmed the other flavors of the salad, everything else that I tried was perfection. Alcoholic beverages were perfectly poured, fried pickles and fried fish was breaded and fried to perfection and the salad ingredients were so fresh, I would think they had their own garden! They do military discount here on food, not Liquor, and thats always a good sign for me. The food prices are average, $12.99 for drinks (but you can keep the souvenir mug), $9.99 for fried pickle appetizer, $16.99 for the salad, and $24 for the flish player. The restroom, however, is the reason for the 4 star experience instead of 5. It's on the upper level of the restaurant, so those with limited mobility would be at a disadvantage, and the sinks in the restroom were dishwasher sinks, that were difficult to turn off without touching the handles. I had the best experience though and I highly reccomend trying it at least once.
Chances J

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1.0
6y

Absolutely the worst dining experience ever!! I brought a small group of high school students to dinner thinking this would be a fun experience for them. There was about an hour and a half wait. While waiting, one of my students needed to use the restroom. They were stopped from going in and were told that it would be a $5 charge. They explained they were waiting on a table but was still told it would be $5 and was not allowed to go to the restroom. Next, was waiting for a “first come, first serve” table to be cleaned so that we could sit down and the server was extremely rude and yelling that if we sat down that she would not be cleaning the table. No one had sat down or was attempting to sit down. I admit that I did not find her rudeness entertaining at all. She continued to mouth out and being rude and I told her that she could keep her table that I would not be eating there. However, 4 of my boys were very disappointed and really wanted to eat there and get “roasted”. I allowed them to stay and I took the rest of the group to a neighboring establishment. When everyone had finished eating, we walked back to our hotel. During this walk, I find out that the guys did not receive anything that they ordered. They were all given burgers. They were told that they only had water to drink and Diet Dr Pepper but they were not getting that and was given water. So far, I can overlook all of this. However, the stopper is when I find out that one of my students paid for his $10 burger (that he never ordered in the first place) with a $50 and the server refused to give him his change back. Being rude and insulting is one thing but stealing from my student is a whole different level!! He was able to recoup $10 of his stolen $40 by taking the tip money the other 3 guys were going to leave. I plan to try to contact management tomorrow about this issue. Avoid this establishment!!

Update: I spoke with the General Manager today, who was super nice. The situation with the change not being returned, is...

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1.0
4y

I've never left a review about a restaurant that I didn't eat at but this will be the first. We walk up and the place was about 60% full. Outside they have about 10 picnic style tables. 6 of them had people using them. 2 tables needed to have the prior guests food removed and area cleaned. And 2 tables were cleaned and ready to use. We sat down and after some time I asked the host if a waiter was working outside or if we order at the bar. He asked if I was on the waiting list. I told him I was not on the list. He then told me that there is a 1 hour and 45 min wait. That was strange considering nobody else was around. I then called and a lady picked up the phone and I asked if there are any tables available. She said that there is a 2 hour wait. Seems odd that within seconds the wait time increased without any new people putting their name on the "list". I then pointed out that there are 2 tables that are ready to seat people and 2 other tables that just need to be cleaned. With a sarcastic reply she said "thank you for pointing this out". I then hung up as there are plenty of other places to eat at. I don't blame them as much as I do management. If a business has terrible service you must look up the chain. To the people that I interacted with, you will never be more until you learn service, that is your role. To the management, you are losing more business than you know and every business is in business to make money. Word of encouragement, management and employees should go work at Chick-fil-A, learn then apply.

In response to your reply…. Just like you’re employees, you’re missing it entirely. It’s not the long wait per-say, it’s the service, the attitude and overall preformance of your restaurant. I can assure you that I will not give you another chance and it will only be a matter of time that you will see an adverse effect in the long run. I’m a business owner myself and understand the importance of...

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5.0
3y

I can not express the level of fun we had at Dick’s! Literally the best time I have had in such a long time!! We went there for my oldest daughter’s 24th birthday and to say it was a blast is an understatement. I’m talking laughing until we couldn’t breathe! We told them it was my daughter’s birthday and boy did they do it up! They have a live band and the lead singer sang to my daughter and even incorporated her name in the song. I mean they are so rude in the nicest funniest way ever! I mean they are actually laughing too at how rude and funny they are. Our waitress Victoria was AMAZING!! She was so funny. The things they say have you dying laughing. But when she brought us our drinks and threw our straws at us and walked away we were laughing so hard. She turned back around and was laughing too! This place is funny and fun! The jokes are flowing all night! It’s such a chill environment! You get to know people around you too, because you want to see what their hats say. And no one knows what their hats say, they just slap a hat on you with something funny on it and everyone around you are laughing. We actually got to know the table next to us because they were celebrating a birthday that night as well and it was just a super fun experience! The food is NOT mediocre! The food is AMAZING!!!! Omg! We was there for the experience. Our first time there and didn’t know the food was going to be so amazing as well. You will not be disappointed and you will walk out of there with your cheeks and stomach hurting from laughing all night! Thank you so much for making our whole families night so much fun. We are all still talking about the experience still. If I could give y’all 10...

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