Dutch Bros Coffee — Restaurant in Sugar Land

We’ve been going to Dutch ever since we lived in Oregon. We love Dutch, but this location has given us our first bad experience with Dutch bros. First of all, at this location the left line in the drive thru line is prioritized. Even though it says merge when the two lines meet, orders in the left lane will be taken first even though we got there at the same time. At other locations, this process is done efficiently and orders are taken from the left and right side alternating so that the line is fair. This may be because the staff might be new, but three left lane cars squeezed through before we were able to get behind them. When we were supposed to merge in, the worker outside taking the orders came up to our car to take our order and then left lane car opened their window yelling and saying they were there first. The worker proceeded to take their order as we waited longer. This may be a day where they messed up, and this review may change depending on how my future visits go, but I’m going to avoid getting in line again when it gets busy… time to train employees on how to...

Hey hey y’all… okay let’s cut to the chase.

Long wait time in line . If you’re in a rush… and you really don’t have at least 15mins to spare this is not a go to place for coffee. Carmelizer freeze is powder based of mocha and chocolate milk with ice ..friendly service to the extreme … as you pulled up to the window whether the cashier is a male or female they pretty much trained to talk to you in a friendly, giggling and all so funny. Ask you about work, your kids, how’s your day been and depending on how much you’re responding this can go on for another 5-7mins before your drink is ready. But if you’re not into chocolate milk then sorry to say please skip the line and head on out. Sweet tooth? And free time? Like to chat? Then come on by!

**hmm but really when you’re extremely friendly and over the board it feels you’re actually flirting with every customers. Please keep a limit. I feel sick just observing couple cars ahead of me and ready to reserve but then a car...

Bro, are you driving home from work right now to a house full of kids and a tired wife ready to tag out and you need to channel your inner Hulk Brogan but you feel like Little Bro Peep?

Pro tip, Brocephus: bust out my patented Dutch Bro Double Play.

First, order you a blended Shark Attack Rebel for tonight (boom! Base runner OUT!) then get you a Large Cold Brew with soft top for tomorrow morning (bam! Batter out!)

But make sure you stick that cold brew in the fridge Abroham Lincoln, so that cold foam drips down overnight and you get that work of art (see below) the next morning like Vincent Van Bro just paid you a house call.

Feel free to steal my idea like Bro.J Simpson at a memorabilia auction. You’ll be feeling better than Leonardbro diCapribro at a high school prom!

Make sure you hit up this location tho, Brosie O’Donnel, because Katrina and Gaid are the champs like...