You need to check your snarky basic-beach attitude, Facebook addiction, and that entitlement fantasy that you call reality before you stay here, or before you blast this place after you stayed.
This place is not the Ritz. Go spend the $1k to stay there. But if youre reading this, you cant afford that so stick it out and keep reading.
Its not the softest bed in town. Your life has been soft enough. And ah man! No mints on the pillow! Do mankind a solid and eat a mouthfull of that sugar foot scrub you brought with you.
Dangit! No deadbolt on the door? Montana is a Constitutional Carry state. Bring your two reliable buddies Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson to watch the door for you.
"An old log cabin? You seriously want me to sleep in there?" MY GOD MAN! What did you come to Montana for then? You want to see bears? Go to Chicago. You want to see snowy mountains? Maybe you meant to go see TONY Montana. Seriously though, maybe a Stay-cation in your town house or condo is more your speed.
"This place is DATED! It looks like it was built in the 60's!" You know- IT PROBABLY WAS! An ode to craftsmanship! If only that Mercedes (or whatever overpriced vehicle you took a bath on) in your driveway could last as long! You've never even heard of a Bark Spud- the great callous maker! This place was built when men were MEN!
Honestly- The western entrance to YNP is quick to all the park's main characters- Old Faithful, Grand Prismatic, Artist's Paint Pots, etc. This place is the best value in that town and is complimentary to a great Montana experience that a 4-star hotel just cant. I personally cant wait to get back here. The Sleepy Hollow is the best choice for my hot wife and I to lay our...
Read moreI guess a friendly welcome can beat anything: exhaustion, a 6 hour drive due to some stupid accident that blocked the road, the fact that my luggage still had to be driven over from Salt Lake City as it got misplaced when we flew in... A little chat and the key to paradise! This is how I felt. And honestly, steps away from a national park where accommodation costs an arm and a leg... I believe the price is ok for a two little rooms, kitchen and bath, complete with all you need. It is only a place to rest at night, have a quick meal and get going, so... kudos, I liked it best from all the places we stayed in during our Yellowstone adventure, fancier or not.||The city is awfully nice with plenty of restaurants and shops and from Sleepy Hollow, a 20 minutes drives puts you...
Read moreIf there are 0 stars I would give that. Never never book a room at this lodge. Terrible this reception guy who ever he is he was not there at the time of checkin, he locked his front door and almost we waited 2 hours on the road for checkin. Rand the front door bell no response and finally we have to fight with the booking.com website as I had booked with them. If the receptionist at the hotel left the hotel for some reason he should leave a note either outside the door or inform the customer but nothing was done here. Please do not book as it doesn’t look great from outside too rather than people complained about inside of the hotel. Don’t waste your money you can better sleep in your car if you visit this place and don’t...
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