Well how can I describe this place. It should have been wonderful 5star amazing review. Somehow I feel disappointed and cheated.... Before I continue I must stress that I am someone that has travelled all over Europe, Egypt, Tunisia, the Canaries, Florida and the list goes on. Due to my job I have been fortunate enough to visit a number of seriously fancy places, red carpet events, posh celebrity studed places & all round fine dining. Of course in these sort of places you are prepared for an oversized bill & small portions. (Unfortunately) which is what inevitably happened. First the positive. The place looks amazing, stone paths draped on a forest hill that had a clear view of the acropolis. Good selection of plates to choose from and clearly a professional set up. BUT for me that's where the greatness ends. I found the whole fine dining production a little to pretentious! You are greeted by parking attendants at the car park that want to take your car and park it without the appropriate set up (vehicle checks, photos to prove any damage afterwards). They were not pleased but "allowed" me to park my own car somewhere that I was not blocking anyone in as they were about to send me off to park somewhere else. People at the entrance were very friendly and took us to a lovely table of our choice with a great view of the acropolis. Then there were the waiters. Smiley and polite, with decent uniforms (black trousers and white shirts but no bow ties that would have been appropriate for such a place) that went on to name drop celebrities and presidents that often visit the place and that they have served... (Worth mentioning here that they were not making eye contact with me but they were very keen on making eye contact with my wife lol...) The service was very very good other than that. Friendly polite and cautious! The menu had lots of options but I could not believe the prices. Bearing in mind I just came back from Italy and spent time in Rome, that is a pricey place, eating on a roof top garden place that was looking at the Colosseum and the prices there were half to what I was looking at. Never the less we ordered a salad, a burger meal and a chicken fillet dish. Worth mentioning that they were the cheapest (by chance) items on the menu. I have attached the bill so you can make your own decisions! The salad, nice enough, nothing special. The chicken dry and chewy. Tasteless. The burger (no bun burger and potatoes with mushrooms and melted cheese) actually tasted awesome even if a bit undercooked. (Again photos attached) They even had a champagne ice bucket with our still water bottle in it that they made sure to top up our glasses with, and they charged €6 for the novelty. Now after 23 years in England driving a jaguar and having a responsible job and having visited lots of posh places up and down the country, I can't excuse the pricing. €19 for a salad, €28 for undercooked dry chicken and €28 for 2 small burgers and €6 for a bottle of water is a bit much I believe. I'm sure there will be people that will believe the old fashioned park your car and I'm pouring your drink for you philosophy coupled with small portions of food is the best thing since slice of bread, but I prefer good honest tasty food that might stop me feeling hungry. Thank you for looking after us but not for us. Way too expensive for what it is.