Do not come here. Food here is truly beautiful to look at. And looking is all that should be done.
I spat the first two bites—a tartlet tasting of rotten fish and a soggy tomato skin around a bland rice ball—and there they sat in bar napkins throughout the course of the meal.
The bread was a decent sourdough.
My chicken was bland. Well-cooked, but mushy, with little variety in texture.
My girlfriend’s lamb was a beautiful-looking roll of fat, accompanied by a one inch cube of actual lamb meat, both left unconsumed.
They charged us more for an extra order of bread—which was fine, given that all else was wholly inedible.
Rarely do I find it worth the effort to leave a negative review—but I feel compelled to do so in the hopes that I spare others the same immeasurable disappointment and disgust.
Ālme truly achieves an incredible feat: you’ll emerge from the “meal” with less appetite than a double...
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