Samoa Beach — Restaurant in Adeje

Large restaurant near the beach – popped in here for dinner one evening as it was convenient for our hotel (Iberostar Bouganville).

Good service and reasonable prices – lovely breaded deep-fried cheese (I love breaded cheese) – gooey and rich - weirdly circling a pineapple ring though, like dancers around a Maypole, . Less keen on the giant pizza, but that was because it was bigger than I expected, so not necessarily a bad thing. Lots of meat on that pizza.

The beer was Estrella Damn, which I think was the only time I encountered that beer on this trip. Decent beer, as it was though.

Overall a...

Service was incredibly slow, got our order completely wrong, didn’t receive the garlic bread we ordered and when asked for it we saw them bring out a slab of frozen bread from the freezer and told them not to bother only for them to then charge us later for bruschetta? Also ordered a lasagna and instead was presented with a rotten pizza no one could touch, adamant it was first dipped in the sea before they dumped it on our plate. One server had a face like a smacked back end and a cracking attitude to match, and the cherry on top was the €90+ bill. Avoid this hole as much as you...

Frozen paella chucked in the microwave and served really wasn't what we expected.

I have eaten paella my whole life when visiting Spain/ Spanish territories and can say that was the absolute worst. It was not good enough.

I wish I took a photo to share - it really wasn't photo worthy to say the least.

Upon asking the waiter what he would recommend he offered that he wouldn't eat anything on the menu and would rather cook at home - whilst grinning. - well I wish we took his advice

Garlic bread was okay and beer was reasonable.

The only saving grace is the...