Voodoo Doughnut — Restaurant in Austin

While in Austin on my Bachelorette trip this past weekend we sampled an array of their offerings, from the classic glazed to the more adventurous maple bacon delight. The glazed donut was an ethereal creation, its delicate shell yielding to reveal a soft, pillowy interior that melted in my mouth. Each bite was a blissful reminder of the simple joys of life, sweetened to perfection with just the right amount of glaze.

However, amidst the heavenly options, there lay a dark contender that can only be described as a crime against humanity—the infamous Grape Ape donut, which we lovingly coined "the Grimmussy." This donut, a perplexing attempt at indulgence, was an audacious concoction that dared to embrace grape flavor in a way that defied all logic. With a vibrant purple glaze and a filling that seemed to channel the essence of artificial grape soda, one glance was enough to raise eyebrows.

The first bite was a bewildering experience. What promised to be a playful twist on a classic was instead a jarring collision of flavors that left me questioning the culinary choices that led to its creation. The saccharine sweetness overwhelmed my palate, invoking memories of childhood candy that should have remained buried in the past. In that moment, I grappled with the haunting realization that something so bizarre could exist in the realm of sweet treats.

In conclusion, voodoo Donuts is a paradise for lovers of pastry, offering an array of flavors that dance on the palate. Yet, be forewarned: should you encounter the Grimmussy, proceed with caution, for it stands as a stark reminder that not all culinary adventures lead to bliss. In a world where donuts can bring joy, this particular creation serves as a cautionary tale, a dark blot on an otherwise...

Visited Voodoo Doughnut last night to see what all the hubbub was about. I opted to order the “Fryer Flyer Dozen Donuts” which they box up 12 of their special donuts for you. As an FYI they oddly ONLY accept cash. The good news is they have an ATM inside next to the registers.

On to the donuts:

I tried all 12 of the donuts, which to me 10 of of 12 looked very appealing to me! The 2 I did not think I would like was the “Blueberry Cake” and the “Bacon Maple Bar”. The “Blueberry Cake” looked extremely bland compared to the other 11 and the “Bacon Maple Bar” just seemed odd to me to combine bacon and donuts.

My thoughts pretty much is that looks can be deceiving. My favorite donut ended up being the “Bacon Maple Bar”. The bacon might have been the best tasting bacon I’ve ever had lol. The “Blueberry Cake” although doesn’t look all that fancy when compared to the rest was very moist and offered a pleasant blueberry taste to it, almost like a blueberry muffin.

I really thought I was going to enjoy the cereal donuts (especially the Fruit Loop and Captain Crunch ones), however they did not taste as amazing as they looked or imagined in my head. The “Triple Chocolate Penetration” ended up being my favorite of the three cereal donuts (Cocoa Puffs).

Other donuts I thought were pretty good were the “Chuckles Doughnut” and the “Old Dirty Bastard”. As another side note if you weren’t already aware: this place is on 6th street so of course it will be a nightmare to find any parking to get to it.

Final thoughts: Was the “Fryer Flyer Dozen Donuts” worth $27.00? Absolutely not. I think the idea behind these creative donuts was better than the actual thing. However, if you insist on going just try 1 or 2 of any you are...

If Willy Wonka had a rebellious phase and decided to open a donut shop, it would be Voodoo Donut in Downtown Austin. This place is less of a bakery and more of a carnival for your taste buds.

I dove headfirst into the 'Dream Weaver' – a donut so sinfully good, I'm pretty sure it whispered sweet nothings to me as I took the first bite. It's like biting into a cloud, if clouds were made of delicious, sugary dough and a hint of magic.

Then came the fried cannolis. These aren't just cannolis; they're like the rockstars of the pastry world. Eating them made me feel like I was backstage at a Rolling Stones concert, but with less guitar and more cream filling.

The soundtrack to this culinary concert? None other than Lady Gaga. Her tunes in the background added that extra pizzazz, making me feel like I was in a music video where the donuts were my co-stars. I half expected Gaga to pop out with a donut dress.

The names of the donuts here are a rollercoaster of creativity. It's like they held a brainstorming session during a fever dream. But here's a pro tip: order what you like, not just because the name sounds cool. You don't want to end up with 'The Suspiciously Salty Surprise' just because it sounded intriguing.

In conclusion, Voodoo Donut is where diets go to die a glorious death. It's a kaleidoscope of flavors, colors, and sounds, all wrapped up in a funky, fun atmosphere. Just remember, you're there for the donuts, not just to say you've been. And maybe, just maybe, you'll leave a little more Gaga than you came...