Chi-Chi's Charred Chicken — Restaurant in Chattanooga

Hear me, good people — for real, thou must lend thine ears! I stepped into this spot, and verily, my taste buds caught the Holy Ghost.

First, the chicken — fresh, hot, and hittin’ like Cupid’s arrow straight to the soul. The fries? Crisp on the outside, soft as whispered sonnets within. They didn’t just fry them… they orchestrated them. And lo, the nachos! Never have I witnessed such perfect balance — each chip baptized in cheese divine, none left dry, none forsaken. A masterpiece of dairy and crunch, worthy of ballads yet unwritten.

But wait, the vibe? A whole mood. These brick walls and soulful artworks tell stories without uttering a single word. Soft lights dripping from above, tables set like courts of nobility… verily, a place where royalty and real ones dine alike.

And behold — the mango water and strawberry water! If thou pass on these potions of the gods, mayhap lock thyself within thine carriage and contemplate thy sins. For truth, they are the nectar of Olympus itself.

In conclusion: five stars? Nay… this place deserveth a whole constellation. A vibe. A blessing. A culinary sonnet. Go forth and feast, for thy soul...

That was the driest, most unflavorful piece of chicken ever! Grocery store rotisserie chicken is far better and 95% cheaper. My family and I stopped eating and went elsewhere. The skin is basically unseasoned and gooey, soft not crispy like it looks. The sweet potato fries had a weird flavor like old grease. The cole slaw is very vinegar based which I wasn't a fan of, but that's simply personal preference. The Mexican street corn "hot sauce" taste like bad ketchup and the drinks were 90% ice. It was all just very disappointing and nothing like these other reviews lead me to believe. Waste of money. We went to Community Pie across the street after to finish eating.. much...

We went in at about 6pm on a Saturday. The place was empty. That should have been a clue. The chicken we were served was not fresh. It must have been cooked prior and then reheated because it was so DRY! The sides were all about the same way. Macaroni was rubbery. Black beans were like they were straight from a can. Beans and water. The corn was also like it was from a can but with a some Parmesan and mayo. We ordered 4 half chickens. We tipped well but the food was bad. The workers were running back and forth next door (I guess they own the next door place.) We were the only ones at...