It was good until I tripped and fell through the floor and arrived in a weird yellow office place the lights are very loud and a weird guy who looks human but I have a feeling he isn't : Day 4 my journey here has been pretty bad but it's alright I found some stuff called almond water and it tastes metallic so that's weird ; Day 10 I'm getting horrible blisters everywhere it's scary and I saw a guy get ripped in half by an weird skinny TV creature but at least I didn't know him : Day 105 it ripped my legs off I don't think I'll be able to make it. There's a guy here I think he'll help me oh no he's not...
Read moreYou may want to call ahead to check, but generally a fun place. Jonezy is awesome. Don't depend on their web presence to be up to date about anything: here, their website, etc.
Does NOT keep the same hours as State, for example opens at 1 on Sunday.
Sometimes called Tortuga Tasting Room but really just known as part of State Social House.
Jonezy is a great bartender and it's rare to be able to have a cigar, drink and even food if you like together in LA.
Sometimes a bit loud, especially in the evenings or when...
Read morewhy does everybody keep on coming to this place? Everyone noclipped into the back room but I’m sorry you’re gonna have to face the entities and get to the final level level 3999 but please don’t cheat please why does everyone keep on coming to this location? Everyone...
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