An atrocious abyss aka A Pungent Stroll into Cinematic Filth
Oh Em Gee, brace yourself for an utterly putrid cinematic experience I had the misfortune of enduring at the wretched establishment known as the AMC 20 Katy Mills. Words alone cannot encapsulate the depths of foulness that permeated every facet of this putrid cinema den. Prepare to be assaulted by the nauseating details of my grotesque encounter. As I stepped foot into the theater, a putrid stench of stale popcorn and rancid nacho cheese assaulted my senses, threatening to choke the life out of my delicate olfactory system. The floor, adorned with an assortment of unidentified sticky substances, seemed to ooze a vile concoction of soda spills, sticky candies, and the remnants of countless failed attempts at maintaining basic cleanliness. The seating, oh the seating! An unholy collaboration of food encrusted chairs, their worn and stagnant upholstery pleading for mercy, accompanied by a haunting symphony of creaks and groans as bthe recliners attempted to commit the desperate act of comfort for their patrons seeking a modicum of comfort in this godforsaken den of iniquity.The cushions, long past any semblance of cleanliness, were a breeding ground for unpleasant surprises—hairs of indeterminate origin, unidentified stains akin to abstract art, and an underlying moistness that can only be attributed to unspeakable bodily fluids. But the horrors did not stop there. The screen itself was a discolored, patchy monstrosity, flickering like a dying candle, seemingly determined to replicate the visual experience of a demented fever dream. The images that danced upon this unholy shrine were distorted, their vibrant colors reduced to a sickly, washed-out hue, further eroding any semblance of visual pleasure. And let me spare you the soundscape of torment. The audio system, an orchestra of cracked speakers and tinny amplification, defiled the very essence of cinematic sound. The dialogue was a garbled mess, barely distinguishable from the cacophony of buzzing air conditioners, rumbling projectors, and the intermittent screech of malfunctioning equipment. It was as if the theater itself was crying out in pain, yearning for its own demise. Now, I am not one to revel in the depths of gloom, but the concession stand presented yet another vile chapter in this sordid tale. The greasy employees, clad in unkempt uniforms, seemed to embody the spirit of apathy as they lazily slathered cold, congealed cheese onto chewy, week-old pretzels. The popcorn, akin to a failed experiment in culinary torture, was a mix of burnt kernels and a soggy mess that tasted of sadness and despair. And the soda. Oh, the soda, with its unmistakable undertone of syrup gone awry, barely masked the residual flavor of the grimy, overused soda lines longing fornanday of flushing. As I exited this den of decrepitude, my spirit crushed and my senses violated, I couldn't help but marvel at the sheer audacity of this cinematic abomination. The AMC 20 has successfully achieved a feat so vile, so utterly repugnant, that it defied all expectations of cinematic degradation. This,m was not just a theater—it was a grotesque assault on the very notion of entertainment.
Should you ever be so unfortunate as to wander into this loathsome pit of despair, I implore you, shield yourself from the visual and olfactory onslaught. Seek solace elsewhere, for the Atrocious Abyss of the Bile-Ridden AMC 20 Katy Mills shall forever haunt your dreams, a reminder of the darkest corners humanity can sink to in the...
Read moreGot kicked out at the amc Katy mills movie theater because someone took the seats I paid for... let me explain so if you ever been to this movie theater they have this thing where you can chose your seating and it gets reserved for you so I bought the tickets at the front for two in the back close to the middle they gave certain seats and finally when I was walking into the theater I get to my seat and some lady and her son are seating in the seats and I kindly tell them that I reserved these seats and show them my tickets and the woman stands up and says “whatever find somewhere else to seat I’m not getting up” and so I went to get an employee :/ note I’m very calm and patient person I don’t like to fight and I just wanted to enjoy my movie and get on with life but this also was crowded theater and my mom can’t seat in the front because it bothers her eyes so yes I went to get an employee and told them that they were in the seats I reserved. This is where I got irritated the employee/ manager came with me to the seat and told the lady that I reserved these seats and this lady starts cursing in front of her child that I’m a lying b*ch and started yelling, everyone in the theater is in shock and turning there heads back and finally after she calms down a bit the manager lady turns to me and says “ we all need to leave, this is causing to much of altercation for another people trying to watch the movie” and I’m thinking what the hell did I do? The lady is the cursing and didn’t even pay for tickets to see the movie why am I and my mom getting thrown out?? Anyways I tell the manager lady that and she says “ if you don’t leave, I will call security and they will escort you out as of right now you are trespassing!!” Like what??!??? Trespassing?? All I wanted to do was see a movie? Ughhh /: whatever I didn’t feel like fighting it no more at this point but my mom felt otherwise so she tells her “look lady this is bs we at least want a refund” so she ignores my mom and gets on her walkie talkie and calls security and then security comes as we’re leaving and tells us if we don’t leave we’re getting arrested and we tell them we’re already leaving and we didn’t even get to grab our popcorn we left in the movie theater and our drinks, $40 down the drain didn’t get a refund I’m more pissed at the fact that we didn’t do nothing wrong and we were the ones to get kicked out and how rude she was to us. If you read this all the way to end sorry it was so long and if you ever been in a situation similar to this I bet you understand it’s just very frustrating. Just very disappointed with how they handle this situation. Won’t be going...
Read moreI went to Katy Mills AMC to see the movie Wicked. We drove from Hockley to Katy because there wasn’t a theater in Cypress or Tomball which is closer for us with two favorable seats available. I bought our tickets online but I was a little annoyed with the extra convenience fee. It made my purchase for two movie tickets over $30. Once we made it to the theater, everything started off pretty good. We received a warm welcome from the ticket taker. He was a disabled man who was so pleasant. Unfortunately our movie visit experience went downhill from there. First we got in the wrong line - we stood in the preferred vip line. Once we realized we were in the wrong line, we skipped over and got in the regular movie goer line to order our snacks. I ordered the Pink Glinda Collectible tin and the Glinda collection cup. The cashier we had DID NOT WANT TO BE AT WORK. He seemed high, didn’t speak clearly and was not happy to take our order. Normally something like that wouldn’t bother me but I had questions and he seemed annoyed to answer my questions about those expensive collectibles and I bought an additional $7 soda. I had to ask for my cup and he quickly snatched up me a cup and sat it down on the counter as I If didn’t just pay almost $50 for this stuff. Once we got seated in the theater, we had seats J18 & J 19, my daughter’s chair reclined perfectly. My chair was broken. Would not recline. I sat in an upright position the entire time. If I am going to pay $30+ for two movie tickets let’s and almost $50 for snacks, I want my chair to recline. Last but certainly not least, our popcorn in this ridiculously expensive popcorn Glinda tin was full of all the tiny small kernels and unpopped kernels. No fresh popcorn. I didn’t not and get up and complain about the popcorn or the broken seat because I didn’t want to miss a part of the movie and I never like to make a scene. I knew from my encounter with the cashier that I would be writing a review. Between tickets and snacks I spent almost $80 for a bad experience and that does not include the 40 minute drive from Hockley. I will not be coming back to this theater. Next time I will wait until Cypress has seating. I don’t like writing bad reviews but this one was necessary. I attached a photo of the bottom of the popcorn that was scraped...
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