Niagara Distillery — Local services in Niagara Falls

The food was awful, the lady manager is clueless and combative. We ordered rack of ribs to share and a burger. The burger was dry and burned, the ribs were rock hard and burned to a crisp. They brought out the ribs without a knife. We asked for a knife to cut it and some plates for us to eat from. The person who brought the food dissapeared. 10 minutes later I got up and found the person who brought our food and asked where are the plates and the knife. He said that he was not my server. By that time the food was cold already. Tired of waiting we somewhat managed to cut through those ribs with a dinner knife. Once we started eating we realized that the meat is dried to a crisp. By then our server showed up with the manager who was very defensive and told us that the servers are clueless because they were open for only two days. She took our food away and reordered it. The second round was not any better then the first. The ribs were dry and burned and the burger was good enough to pound nails with. Once again the manager was defensive and told us that they have to cook the meat to a certain degree by law. I understand well done but not dry to a crisp. I don't think the manager knows the difference though. The sides were more or less edible. The beans were out of a can and mac and cheese were dry and tasteless. A little salt could go a long way. As an apology they decided to treat us to their signature bread pudding. This decadent desert consisted of dry bread with layers of nuts. It was dry on the inside and burned on the outside. The only good thing in this restaurant were the mixed drinks and distilled sampler. The total bill was about $110 US. The total experience was a...

I was very pleased with the food. Everything we ordered was absolutely delicious. My friend and I shared the cornbread starter which was soooo good. Then I had a pulled pork sandwich with mac and cheese on the side and my friend had a chicken cesar salad. We both thoroughly enjoyed our meals and were happy that we chose to eat here. There was live music coming from the brewery which really made the experience that much more enjoyable. The only reason I didn’t give this a 5-star is because the service was non-existent. We weren’t shown to a table at all. They told us to seat ourselves anywhere and they’d come serve us. We sat there for at least 10-15 minutes looking around for a server before anyone approached us. Finally someone did and came to take our order. The food came out surprisingly quick which was nice. But then we sat around twiddling our thumbs for another 30 minutes (at least!) before one of the servers came around to ask if we wanted the check. AND THEN after that, we waited another 10-15 minutes or so for her to come back around with it. If the place was jam packed I would have been more understanding, but there couldn’t have been more than 10 people in the restaurant at this time and there were two other works just chilling in the corner having their own conversations, doing nothing. So overall, if you want somewhere good to eat with a nice atmosphere, I do recommend this place. But if you’re in a rush to go anywhere, I do not recommend this place because there’s a lot of time wasted on waiting around...

My boyfriend surprised me with a mini getaway to Niagara Falls, and brought me here for our anniversary. After eating the most delicious Michelin Star-esque meal of my life, and enjoying their beautiful patio we asked for the check- and that’s when the real magic happened…

I saw our waiter coming back over, and as I looked up-my boyfriend got down on one knee, reached in his pocket and at that very moment something caught my eye…… It was the most majestic, shiny, crisp, pristine, never-been-seen before billfold I had ever laid my eyes on. As soon as our waiter placed this sexy little thang on our table I was absolutely floored. Where had this been all my life? This moment I had dreamed of ever since I was a little girl? My dreams were finally being fulfilled. Nothing will compare to the smooth “satin like” finish of that top tier plastic grazing my fingertips, furthermore- the joy i felt when I brought it to my lips for a little kiss, and don’t even get me started on how the little slot for my credit card was so precise in its dimensions giving me the satisfaction of a “perfect fit”.

It was in that moment that I made the confident decision to name my unborn child “Bill” to which my boyfriend got up and left me stranded on Clifton Hill. But was I really stranded? The answer was no.. I had all that I needed right there in front of me.

10/10 will return solely for the little black books. If you haven’t had the pleasure of receiving one of these yet, you’re...