Lek Massage Bangkok - @22 — Local services in Khlong Toei Subdistrict

If you want to waste 3,600 baht and come out wondering if you just paid premium price for the world’s worst barber shop hair wash, this is the place.

They call it a “head spa,” but it’s basically a hot-water torture session followed by random circus acts — sound effects, a peacock feather tickle, and combing so light it didn’t even touch my scalp. I’ve had better head washes for 300 baht at a basic haircut.

The “conditioning treatment” was even funnier — they slapped on some conditioner, left it sitting there like it was going to perform a miracle, and kept massaging my scalp in the most wrong way possible. Shoulder massage? Don’t even bother. Zero skill, and the way the therapist twisted my head felt like they were flipping a chicken wing during a BBQ, not massaging a person.

For this price, you expect a spa-level experience. What we got was a complete joke. Honestly, save your money and get a real haircut shampoo — at least that would feel professional. This was...

Paid 300 bht for pedicure yet the service was worst. I was hoping they will at least clean it well since they are quite expensive. Instead someone who did my pedicure clearly doesn’t know anything I dont blame her maybe shes new or what. I ask for assistance to the reception whose sitting. I was just asking to get the dry skin in my toe nails bec everytime i did pedicure I want to remove those dry skin yet she told me they dont really go depper like that. When I ask at first before I start the service i want it to be clean. Even the simple service of getting your dry skin they cant do. It was totally the worst service I had. Paid more bec. I thought ill get good service. Someone who did my pedicure shes like practicing or what I am not a pro pedicure but I can for sure do better than her. It was like someone who did the pedicure for the first time she clearly doesn’t know anything sorry to say. How can you charge like that when you clearlu cant give good...

I have never had a worst massage than the one I got here. I book the head shoulders and foot massage through ClassPass. The place is tiny and all cramped. The massage is all in a reclining chairs facing up. The pressure is all over the place and ZERO symmetry. The masseuse stopped the pressure every few seconds. I even wondered if they were having some sort of seizure that could explain the frequent stops. The room was cramped with noisy people, some snoring, farting, ironing and closing doors. No music or nice aromatic smells. The head massage was sooo bad as well, literally gave me a headache. Then there was a “arm massage” that was more like random squeezes on your arm. The lack of knowledge about anatomy and pressure points was so evident. The back massage was with my tshirt on and the guy kept putting pressure in one single place, I ended up with my skin all scratched from the friction. Not recommended at all, go...