Oh, Lululemon, what a delightful store you are! I recently had the pleasure of visiting your establishment and let me tell you, it was an experience like no other. From the moment I stepped through those hallowed doors, I couldn't help but marvel at the sheer audacity of your price tags.
Yes, price tags! Can you believe it? I mean, who in their right mind would actually expect to pay for the stylish workout gear you offer? It's not like the designers, manufacturers, and employees need to eat or pay bills, right? I must commend Lululemon for being so generous in displaying those unnecessary numbers next to the merchandise. It really adds a touch of whimsy to the whole shopping experience.
As I perused your racks of leggings that are clearly spun from gold threads, I couldn't help but wonder why you bother with such trivialities as monetary transactions. Surely, a store as magnificent as Lululemon should just give away their clothing, accessories, and everything else for free. Who needs profit margins and sustainability when we can all simply bask in the glory of your products without ever reaching for our wallets?
And let's not forget the exceptional service I received from your salespeople. Their indifference was truly inspiring. I mean, who needs enthusiastic employees when you can have staff members who look like they'd rather be anywhere else but helping customers? It adds an extra layer of charm, really. I especially enjoyed the way they rolled their eyes when I dared to ask about the price of a particularly stunning sports bra. How dare I?
All in all, Lululemon, I must say you have truly captured the essence of shopping in the 21st century. Why bother with pesky things like money and profits when we can all just have everything for free? Your price tags, although utterly unnecessary, do add a certain flair to the shopping experience. Bravo,...
Read moreThe sales associate and manager here were incredibly unhelpful for a return I just tried to make. My mom didn’t have a receipt for a jacket she gifted me, but we had the bank statement which is enough for most stores (I used to work in retail). We also gave them my mom’s account’s phone number and email and they mysteriously couldn’t find her account. We had to drive to the lululemon at the plaza and they found her account immediately and the return took two minutes. Overall a very...
Read moreWent in to return some items I purchased recently and the experience was lacking. I've been to plenty of Lululemon shops and I've always felt like the employees are eager to help and generally very animated when talking to you, but the person that took care of my returns was anything but. Almost made me feel like I was doing something wrong, making a return 🤷🏽♂️.
Suppose I should have just gone to one of the Culver City or Century City locations.
The selection of clothing they had looked...
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