What a ride, good luck with what you order. This was not pleasant and even more a major scam.

First, pasta with Parmesan and pepper- I wasn’t even the one eating it and i was disappointed. 8€

So, you order mixed bruschetta expecting what (seriously picture this in your head): Fresh tomatoes on freshly toasted bread? Yum, right? What do you get: Mexican style salsa I’d get out of a grocery store jar on seemingly stale bread. And then 3 other pieces of crunchy thick bread with olive tapenade (least worst part.) 4€

The mixed antipasto. I don’t even know what any of that was besides the meat, even then it’s covered in the oil of the sour mystery items with a flavor so strong, you can’t look past. I couldn’t even chew the meat enough to swallow it without gagging- just gross. 12€

Now, waiter tried to argue: “I would’ve explained had you asked!” But are these things not common sense?? I didn’t realize I’d be getting stale-ish bread with a thin layer of things coming out of a jar. Nor 8 slices of store-packaged meat doused in anchovy + jarred artichoke + whatever the hell/mushroom items. Only issue to me is that people would eat this without complaining- this is a restaurant and I’ve made better things from google.

Is this what Italian people eat??? Really?? You’re going to tell me you are happy to sit and eat the meal I had been given? Pathetic.

Am I irrational for not wanting to pay for the things I didn’t eat? I gave them a try at-least and was very….. dissatisfied. My poor waiter (busy day, it hurts me to complain as I’ve worked in food service) visited us twice: to ask for items, and the final take away- in which I expressed my sadness. Paying at the front I expressed this… again, to be met with “you should’ve told us when you decided.” Girl, I decided I didn’t want to eat at the establishment anymore. Anyways- still made me pay for everything: 16€ for some seemingly store bought items.

Me writing this won’t get back my € for food I didn’t eat, nor will it probably fix the menu items. But it makes me feel a little better.

Go somewhere else, save the trouble of risking a disappointment. I’m so displeased- and still hungry.