It was black Friday and I knew I needed something that could satiate me before and during the rush to buy underpriced electronics at the local best buy. On a whim I decided that this might be a good place to try. I will never be going anywhere else to prep myself again. This is the one.

The carbs per slice was the lowest around and as I ate slice after slice of the macaroni and cheese pizza I could feel my heart accelerate beyond human comprehension. I was not only the strongest person in the best buy, but I was faster too. The perfect amount of local-wisconin based Colby jack shredded cheese was just greasy enough for me to slip through the cracks of all those who opposed me at the best buy. Some rapscallion had the same idea as I though and lost their temper at the poor cashier. Noticing I sprang into action to solve the issue by shoving some of their award winning ranch into the loud customers mouth. I knew they forgot that ian's pizza was also the remedy to being hungry and angry at the same time. Ian's pizza not only solved the best buy black Friday blues for me, but the customer and cashier at the same time.