WORST EXPERIENCE AT A BAR EVER.
I'm a local to Miami Beach and have lived here for over four years. Through my four years I have seen many bars come and go. Here is to hoping that Foxhole goes down the hole sometime soon...
I've never been so insulted in my life.
I work in the industry (on Miami Beach as a manager at a restaurant.) Both of the other ladies who were with me the night of the incident are also managers at a restaurant.
CONRAD GOMEZ (Apparently one of the bar OWNERS) slammed the bar door down so hard it literally spilled some of my drink and made all three of us ladies gasp.
It sounded like a gun shot. Mind you, there are literally guns hanging on the walls so it wouldn't be that surprising. It seriously scared the &^ out of us. The part of the bar that slammed down was right next to me and in front of the other girls.
Conrad starts cracking up. This is the funniest situation in the world to him. Apparently he thinks he is Gods gift to earth or something. Hey Conrad, no one thought it was funny. Especially us. My friend says, "Excuse me?" He says, "What?" She says "Excuse Me, you're a jerk."
Conrad looks at her, calls over the bartenders and says, "Tab these girls out and tell them to get the F* OUT OF MY BAR!!!"
Way to go Conrad! Not only are you burning bridges between people in the industry who send you business, but also locals who live close by and bring their friends on a weekly basis.
The best part? he had to tell the bartenders to tell us to get out, he couldn't even look at us in the face to tell us himself. HA!
Can you imagine? Out with your friends and the bar OWNER has the audacity to speak to his clientele like this? So moronic.
The other owner, Angel, was a sweetheart. You could tell he was so embarrassed by the co-owner's behavior. He actually followed us outside to offer us free drinks at another time. Sorry Angel, my money would rather go to ANY other establishment on Miami Beach besides Foxhole.
Besides the awful situation last night, there are plenty of other reasons to find another bar to visit. The lighting is bad, bar disgustingly smoky, bartenders rude, and...
Read moreyou want to know about a sweet little hidden treasure where you can wet your whistle, watch the game on a giant tv, and have a buck hunter marathon? this fox's hole is where it's at. located in an alley behind domino's pizza - west of alton road, there is a red light above the door & no sign : to throw idiots off .
the music is usually bangin' (plus there's a sweet little hip hop party on monday nights). they have a large beer selection and the ladies tending bar are your jessica rabbit types, great to look at - but the reason i dock points is because the attitude i catch from them as a seasoned regular (who tips like someone who has worked in the industry her entire life) is unprecedented... with the exception of one beautiful darker-complected young lady (whose name is escaping me right now) - not impressed by the ladies behind the bar . although my male friends never know what i'm talking about when i rant about them - so maybe they're just a bit sexist !!!
also- wouldn't suggest ordering any complicated cocktails there - stick to "& drinks" : whiskey/ginger, vodka/soda, etc. HOWEVER - their sister restaurant, drunken dragon is right around the corner and they will stir you up a SLAMMIN' beverage. which brings me to another point - foxhole now offers a bar menu with selections from drunken dragon , and the snacks are certainly worth a try : twice fried chicken wings, cracked spare ribs, their twist on a lobster roll (which sounds weird BUT IT'S DOPE), and the bok choy!!!
it's a great place to watch miami heat games, but you MUST get there early & lock down a seat - or you will spend your evening getting hip checked by people with the entire state of florida tattooed on their chests.
just one tip to the gentlemen: if you ever see a blonde white chick and a little latin lady playing buck hunter with extreme focus and diligence - DO NOT TALK TO THEM WHILE THEY ARE SHOOTING , OR REALLY AT ALL... it will not go over well. you might get a plastic shotgun to...
Read moreFoxhole Miami Beach – A Five-Star Hidden Gem
Foxhole is Miami Beach’s best-kept secret, a true local favorite that combines a laid-back speakeasy vibe with top-tier drinks and an energetic atmosphere. Tucked away from the usual tourist hotspots, this bar offers an intimate yet lively setting, perfect for those who appreciate a great night out without the pretentiousness of South Beach’s mainstream clubs.
The craft cocktails and extensive drink selection are excellent, with skilled bartenders who know how to mix the perfect drink. Whether you’re in the mood for a classic Old Fashioned or a unique house creation, every cocktail is expertly made. The beer and spirits selection is equally impressive, catering to all tastes.
The music is always on point, with live DJs spinning a mix of hip-hop, throwbacks, and house, keeping the energy up without overwhelming the conversation. The service is outstanding, with friendly and attentive staff ensuring you’re taken care of.
Foxhole is the kind of place where you can unwind, meet great people, and enjoy top-quality drinks without the chaos of bigger clubs. Whether you’re a Miami local or just visiting, this bar is a must for anyone looking for an authentic, five-star nightlife experience.
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