Naked Farmer — Restaurant in Miami

A Disappointing Excursion to Naked Farmer - Not Recommended**

Last week, I had the dubious pleasure of experiencing Naked Farmer for the first time, following their promotional event in my apartment building. What was meant to be an enticing introduction to their offerings quickly soured, thanks to an interaction that left much to be desired, both in terms of food quality and management demeanor.

The manager, who was spearheading this tasting event, displayed an unsettling disparity in courtesy, showing preferential treatment that bordered on discriminatory behavior. It was a jarring experience that marred the entire encounter, making it uncomfortable from the get-go.

As for the food, it was a letdown. The chicken we were offered was reminiscent of the Sahara - parched and devoid of flavor. Accompanying potatoes were similarly arid, presenting a culinary landscape that was desperately in need of some moisture. The sole redemption amidst this desolate offering was the salad, which managed to be fresh and flavorful - a lone oasis.

Buoyed by the salad's quality, we decided to give Naked Farmer the benefit of the doubt and visited the restaurant in person, hoping for a better showcase of their menu. Unfortunately, what we found was a tableau of neglect: dish after dish appeared to have languished for hours, far removed from the freshness one would expect from a restaurant with such a wholesome name.

It's bewildering that a restaurant would choose to introduce itself to potential customers with a combination of poor hospitality and lackluster food. Naked Farmer has a long way to go if it hopes to harvest anything resembling goodwill or repeat business from...

I’ve been a regular customer at Naked Farmer because I live nearby and usually enjoy the food, but my recent experience was extremely disappointing. I ordered food to go, and the quality was far below expectations. The chicken was dry, the rice was undercooked, and the portion size was surprisingly small. This isn’t the first time this has happened—it’s actually the third, which makes it even more frustrating. It’s a shame because I used to love coming here, but after repeated disappointments, I won’t be returning. I hope the team addresses these issues for other loyal customers. Update: I recently visited the Downtown location of Naked Farmer, giving it a fair chance as I had promised. Unfortunately, my experience was deeply disappointing. Despite the place being nearly empty, I chose to wait and support the business. However, I witnessed a serious lapse in sanitation—one of the staff members picked up a piece of chicken from the counter and placed it back with the rest. This is unacceptable in any food establishment and reflects a lack of proper hygiene and customer care. I had high hopes, but this experience was a...

If you’re looking for a quick post workout meal that’s health, has protein, AND doesn’t give you a food coma, this is it. If that’s not enough, the team is always so welcoming….name dropping in 3, 2, 1 Lenia, Georgina, Mirna, and Karim. Tell them Stan recommended you 😉 they’ll hook you up hahahah

P.S If you need recs on what to get, my current favorite is brown rice, spicy carrots, green beans, and chicken.

The salmon is fire, and Mac is good, andddd I also like the spicy dressing

UPDATE: Aug 15th, 2025

I still come to Naked Farmer, and have increased to twice a day haha, it’s really hard to beat. As someone who needs to think and be sharp all day, this is my go to place. It’s better than meal prep services because it’s fresh.

I’m still welcomed by big smiles, and a lot of love from Lorena, Alejandro, Lenia, Janees, Crystal, Darwin, Luka, Gabby, Nick, Thiago, Rebecca 😁 grateful. I’ve added more pictures of my daily eats

PS. I’d like to add whenever my day is stressful, coming to grab lunch or dinner becomes a highlight because they’re all so nice and it’s a nice breath of...