Dick’s Last Resort - Las Vegas - Excalibur Hotel — Restaurant in Paradise

Only go here if you're ready to be screamed at and annoyed with yelling and trash talk. You are asked if the trash talk is ok when you are being seated. Your rude waiter comes up and write something on a paper hat and places it on your head. It's funny for a while but it can get a little annoying because they try to keep the atmosphere going with loud talking and yelling. The nachos were really good. We ate on them and weren't really hungry when our food came. I ate my wings there and the ribs the next day and they were good. My friend had the burger but can't fairly rate it because he didn't eat it until the next day. Beware kids are included in the show if you give them the go ahead. My only complaint is the adult beverage that we had. It cost like $42 and it was for 2 people and it was straight juice. There was not any alcohol in this drink. When we told the waitress she kept the funny wise guy act going but it wasn't cool. So I do not recommend the drink that had punch in the name, you will be disappointed and your complaint won't be taken serious. Also, they don't have water like most restaurants unless you buy a bottle and the silverware is dirty. This was cool to experience...why not you're in Vegas just don't get that drink or use the utensils...

Yeah... Not so much. The waitstaff is supposed to be rude, I get it - it's a bit. But you've got to have a sense of humor to pull it off, otherwise you just look like an idiot. See where I'm going with this? But, at least the food is mediocre. There wasn't anything that hit my table of eight that wouldn't have been better at Chili's, or on some cases, Denny's. Salads weren't dressed properly, coleslaw that was just plain shredded cabbage, blackened chicken breasts that weren't blackened, and were so dry and tough it was obvious they were pre-cooked hours (days?) before and then tossed onto a grill with generic blackened seasoning to finish the drying process. Corn on the cob that you didn't need teeth to eat, nachos that weren't made with the ingredients in the menu descriptions, you get the idea. I was told the ribs were good. Mind you, these are $30+ entrees. I was told, beforehand, that it's a great place for tourists, because there's no expectation they'll return. Well, that was true. Good thing that it's the same for locals. Go elsewhere. Waste your money...

This was a fun way to have a meal. Our server was incredibly funny and engaging, not to mention a skilled close up magician! He took the joking as good as he gave it too, so we got to play the game along with him.

The drinks were pretty good and I liked that you get to keep a souvenir glass (useful for coming back to the hotel room where the cups are all plastic). They're pricey if you're comparing them to the rest of the world, but on the strip they're downright affordable.

The food was OK but definitely not particularly memorable. We had chicken fried chicken with broccoli. The broccoli was tasty but a little over cooked. The chicken was also a little overdone, which made it kinda dry. That said... it ended up OK because it was covered in a really delicious gravy that made up for the dryness. The mashed potatoes were really good. We also had a half rack of ribs that had good flavor, but again were just a bit overcooked. I enjoyed the meal but probably wouldn't seek it out again just for the food. I would definitely come back for...