Perry’s Cafe and Beach Rentals - 930 — Restaurant in Santa Monica

First, the butler was a very nice guy. However, he was the only butler out working several areas so it immediately seemed like he was over worked. He provided us with his number to communicate our requests to him. When we opened the cooler that was at the table, it was filthy. It took almost 1 hour for our food to arrive after ordering. When the food finally arrived it was in a to go plate with a top on it hanging long ways. I ordered burger and when taking it out of the bag it was dripping. Then I opened the food and it was room temperature. It was not fresh. They provided us with food with zero napkins and condiments. We had to request and wait 20 more minutes. There were stains in the towels provided as well.

Also, the menu says Alcohol however this location does not provide alcohol and I found out even the locations that do you have to drink it at the building not on the beach.

I did call and express my concerns, the general manager was apologetic and provided us with a 50% discount.

This was overall not the best experience. We didn’t stay long and have no plans...

November, sun shining, eating at a table in the sand? Amazing. The turkey burger combo? Super delicious. 20 bucks for it?! TK Burger in HB, we can get 2 combos for that! 2! Double! Seriously, outrageous! My wife and I split it. Could you imagine riding your bike and stopping for burgers and spending 40 dollars?! I would totally eat here again if the combo was 12 bucks maybe even 13.95. 20?! I can't do this again, for 40 bucks I can get a case of coronas, 2 lbs. Of burger, 15 potatoes, a 12 pack of soda and a jar of pickles and feed the neighborhood. The only thing is, I'm sure it it my GLLL theory. Greedy lazy land lord. With this being foot traffic, I'll bet that jerry is charging over 10 grand for this location, no joke. They should put a sign up explaining that is why it is so expensive, then I would eat...

Ordered an iced latte and tuna sandwich. Service was quick and the seating under the umbrella was nice. It seems they limit seating to 1 hour, but I don't know if they'd bother enforcing it as there was ample seating. Staff seemed pretty cold and the prices are expectedly overpriced, but tolerable for the view. Iced Latte (with a little vanilla) was actually quite good and quick. Tuna sandwich was trash. Celery forward with no moisture between two hard pieces of toast. I get the impression it was made by someone who doesn't like mayonnaise or tuna sandwiches, but has seen them in pictures. Tuna sandwich was ready in no time at all, but it shows. I'll probably go again for just coffee and a seat if I'm on the beach in the area, but don't plan...