De Drie Graefjes American Bakery - Vestiging Dam — Restaurant in Amsterdam

Don't bother. Slow slow slow. & Entirely unremarkable dishes.

Asking for menu napkin water or check you'll wait & wait.

You even have to wait to ask...anything or for...anything.

What's amazing is the smattering of each ingredient they consider constitutes a dish.

I'm not usually so thoroughly disappointed, especially when we've ordered different dishes that appear to be staples on a small menu, but hot d@mn, they achieved new levels of sloth, ambivalence & mediocrity.

The hangover...sliver of flavorless ham, flavorless cheese, sadly done egg on "sourdough roll"with a minimal smear of mayo & a pittance of avocado scrapings - If you need bland to survive your hangover, I understand you won't taste a thing anyhow.

Swmbo had madames croquette, guess what it is? Almost identical dish on a different roll.

And don't let me forget they also give you a ½ dozen store bought tortilla chips that taste like .wildly flavored Fritos.

Gluttonous Pig won't even work up an grunt or oink for this joint, just keep...

The woman who took my order was nice, but as another review stated, it doesn’t seem like the employees want to work here. My party & I received glares & dirty looks from many of the staff. It felt like we were intruding in on something. The strawberry matcha I ordered was terrible and wasn’t prepared traditionally with a whisk. The thick, strawberry, jam-like substance sat at the bottom of the cup and took abt. 15 mins of mixing to combine. The matcha itself had little to no flavor. Would definitely not recommend if you’re looking for quality matcha or a positive environment. This is laughable as a sign advertising how phenomenal the drink was enticed me...

Lucky they do good cake. But honestly the service is absolutely shocking.EVERY TIME. The girls have zero customer service skills. Just left the dam location 24.10.22 the older man on duty was terrible does not understand how to work in horca, had to keep going down stairs to make my own orders to which he said "well we close in 25 minutes" lucky I went to order myself as they didn't consider last orders. As we wasn't speak Dutch "we are dutch" was told no you can't split the bill but when we asked in Dutch it was OK. Shocking. Always bad service the only reason people go back is...