In a world of golden arches, under neon lights so bright, McDonald's calls to me, with promises so right. I step inside, the smell of fries in the air, Wondering if my gut will protest, if it's fair.
But here I am, a hungry soul, Doubts in my mind, but I'm on a roll. The menu's vast, choices so divine, Hoping my stomach will say, "All is fine."
McDonald's, oh McDonald's, under the yellow glow, Bite into a burger, let the doubts go. Fries on the side, a cola so sweet, Maybe, just maybe, my gut's in for a treat.
They say it's fast food, quick on the go, No time for worries, just let it flow. The patties sizzle, the cheese melts, In this fast-food haven, where hunger dwells.
Skeptical glances at the drive-thru line, A whisper in my mind, "Will I be fine?" But the taste, oh the taste, a guilty pleasure, Maybe, just maybe, it's a hidden treasure.
McDonald's, oh McDonald's, under the yellow glow, Bite into a burger, let the doubts go. Fries on the side, a cola so sweet, Maybe, just maybe, my gut's in for a treat.
They say it's greasy, they say it's bold, But I'm here for the stories yet to be told. A nugget in hand, a sauce to dip, Crossing my fingers for a smooth digestion trip.
In the aftermath, as the wrappers unfold, I ponder the tales that the skeptics told. But my stomach's quiet, no rumbling sound, Maybe McDonald's love is safe and sound.
I may not understand the secrets within, But tonight, in my belly, it's not a sin. A happy meal dance, a satisfied grin, Maybe, just maybe, I've found my win.
McDonald's, oh McDonald's, under the yellow glow, Bite into a burger, let the doubts go. Fries on the side, a cola so sweet, Maybe, just maybe, my gut's in for a treat.
So here's to you, Ronald, and your clownish delight, For a meal that may not cause a gut's endless fight. In the world of fast food, where legends unfurl, Maybe, just maybe, McDonald's...
Read moreThis establishment is great at one thing, consistently getting your orders wrong. Seriously, do yourself a favor, if you are going to come to this McDonalds, go to the Panda Express next door instead.
I have eaten at this McDonald's for many years now, so saying 4/5 times your order, they get it wrong is not an overstatement. They will mess up the most simple of orders. You want a 20 piece nugget and a couple burgers? Sure! They will give you only the nuggets (despite ALREADY paying for the burgers as well). So you have to park and go inside the store to have them give you everything you paid for. (Sometimes they didn't even prepare all your food so you have to wait for them to prepare the food you should have already gotten). Good luck getting dipping sauces, they will either flat out not give you any sauces or give you the wrong ones (Hot mustard ≠ Honey Mustard). You'll sometimes even order like 40 nuggets and they think two ranches is enough dipping sauce.
Why keep coming here you may ask? It is the closest McDonalds to me and is on my commute to work (sure there is another one down the road, but that is out of my way when it comes to how I get to work).
It is just amazing how often they do not get your order correct, kind of impressive in a sad way. I won't even bother talking very much about the staff. No one there is happy to be working there and they let you know it. They are rude to customers, and just want you in and out as fast as possible. Sometimes there is no one at the front counter, and other employees will just walk by you, not offering any help.
This McDonald's gets 2 stars instead of one because I've never had to "pull forward" and wait for my food to be cooked and brought out to my car. That is the only slightly redeeming factor about...
Read moreDrive thru experience bad.
Placed order, and it was quick n easy. 1st window, blonde hair girl had no clue what my order was. So I repeated part of it, and she acted as if she knew or found it. Got my cc back, and it was cheaper. My fries were missing. So I wanted to add them back as it looked like she just rerungup my order even tho I confirmed it on the screen before. So I waited to get her attention... 2 minutes went by, and she never looked back at me. She was focused on her cell phone. Sure, I could have beeped or knocked on the window. But I just wanted to see how long she was going to sit there watching her phone. Yes, the entire time, she had a video playing and an earbud in her ear.
I eventually just pulled forward and told the guy at the 2nd window. He was cool, polite, and apologized. He needs a raise, and the other girl needs her phone n earbuds locked in the break room. It's no wonder why we don't pay kids more to watch their phone and ignore customers.
Entry-level Fast food jobs should be appreciated by those who need to build life experience and work towards a better life.
Sorry for the rant, but this is why I don't visit fast food places...
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