Let me tell you about Tosh’s patties. My first bite was a journey. That golden, flaky crust—crisped to perfection, like the feeling you get when you're about to dive into something new and spicy. You know the kind of heat that gets your attention and holds it there, teasing and tempting, just like a good, long kiss. The inside? Oh boy, the filling is everything. Warm, savory beef or chicken wrapped in a tender embrace, spiced just enough to make your heart race. It’s not overpowering, but it has the perfect level of intensity—leaving you wanting more. It’s like a slow burn that builds up with every bite, each layer of flavor leaving you craving that next bite. The kick from the scotch bonnet pepper sauce? It's like a flirtatious wink that says, 'I know you can handle it.' But don't worry, the pastry's sweetness knows just when to step in, cooling things down in the best way possible—like a sweet, gentle caress after the thrill. By the time you’re done with one of these bad boys, you’re left feeling satisfied, maybe even a little bit flushed. But just like any great craving, you’re...
Read moreHands down best Jamaican patties I’ve ever had; these are not your everyday pizza shop patties.
The crust is insane, crispy flaky layers are reminiscent of a fresh baked croissant; the various fillings explode with flavor, and pack just the right balance of spice. I tried each flavor between my visits at Smorgasburg and Please tell me; you can’t go wrong, but I’d have to say the curry chicken was my favorite. One patty is great for a hearty snack, or grab 2-3 for a for a solid meal.
I had a chance to speak with one of the owners/chefs after eating at Please Tell Me, (pictured,) he was super friendly and passionate about the food, and was genuinely open to feedback about the food and experience. (Bonus: the cocktails at Please Tell Me go hard and really compliment the food.) I’ll be back to try everything they have to offer.
I could not recommend these patties more highly, go try them (and the ‘96 Naomi Campbell)...
Read moreTosh's Patties are a delightful culinary experience that transcends expectations. Their Jamaican patties, both flaky and spicy, offer a tantalizing taste that is simply unforgettable. With each bite, you're transported to a world of flavor that is unmatched.
One of the standout features of Tosh's Patties is their commitment to catering to all dietary preferences. Their vegetarian options are not only delicious but also showcase a level of creativity and innovation that is truly commendable. The addition of Scotch bonnet adds a perfect level of spice, elevating the overall flavor profile to new heights.
Encountering Tosh's Patties at Schmorgasburg was a true delight. It's evident that they take great pride in their craft, and their passion shines through in every aspect of their patties. If you're looking for the best Jamaican patties you've ever had, look no further...
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