I went to hill bile gof wif my mama and my mammaw becase we had a famaly renunean and it had to be in gatlanberg becase my ant mary has a hose by there. So I nevar ben to gatlanberg beefor and I was axitad. We check in too are caban we rentad becase ant mary wont let us stay at her hose and then sins the day was haf gawn all redy we did hill bile golf to get sumfang to do till bed time. So we payd are monnay and then we went to a car wif lotsa pepal in there and a laday like 50s yeer old was meen too me. She yeld at me becase I waned to sit by mammaw and mama but that laday wanned me to sit in a nothar row and I was sad. She didt gotta be meen to me and teers came down my cheaks and a globba snot but thats ok becase I wipt it on my pans. We got to the top lickaty split and then got off the speshal car. Its speshal and im speshal. There was lotsa holes to hit the balls in too and make it lotsa fun. I was a good boy and got to go for is creem. I beet mammaw but mama beet me. Minny gofs my favarate and sump tims I pretand my clubs a sord but mama and mammaw wont sort fite wif me and then im sad. if chuck noras was minny gof wif me he wood sord fite wif me. I can pretand im rangar trivvet and were helpang pepal in dastras. I wood recamand hill bile gof but just dont talk to that meeney that made me cry. Chuck noras wodnt let nobodey make me cry. Chuck noras wodnt be meen to nobodey thow. Ferst he wood go to the meeney and tell her she scard me becase she talk wif a meen tona voys and then hed tell her to polla jize too me and then if she try to hit us wif a club then he wood karaty chop her but mosta the time hes not meen to ladeys. I had a fun gof but i take 1 star off for the meeney. chuck noras wood say tern the othar cheek and so she jus got 1 star off becase the gof was fun. hi...
Read moreThe concept and scenery is good with some unique holes. Overall the course is very easy so kids will enjoy the golf. Not very challenging for adults if you a competitive mini golfer.
The tram is certainly unique but it runs very slow and this is certainly a bottleneck for the flow of customers. It is nestled in the woods so you also don't see much other than the route of the tram
When we got there, we were luckly. Crowds had died down. We did not have to wait in line to pay. Yet still waited over 30 minutes just to get on the tram. Others waited well over an hour.
Once up the hill, no wait on golfing because only 9 people can go up and down the tram at a time. (About a 12 to 15 minute round trip for the tram for 9 people).
However when we finished, we waited about 45 minutes again for the tram to go down the hill about 100'. It was a bit painful to see my car and not be able to get to it.
Overall: If you have kids (and we have 5) this will be a very expensive attraction.
If it is busy, you will wait a long time in lines.
If there was any way for HB golf to allow customers to walk down the path when you are done, this would eliminate the frustration of waiting on the back end.
Also, employees can move people on and off more efficiently and make sure to give them the legal jargon before they get on so the tram can just keep moving. It stops for too long in between rides and this would not cause a safety issue.
Busy day with kids, I would not go here. Not too busy, waiting once is worth...
Read moreHillbilly Golf in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, is a true gem and a must-visit for both locals and tourists alike. Nestled into the side of a mountain, this one-of-a-kind mini-golf experience blends Appalachian charm with nostalgic fun. The adventure begins with a unique incline rail ride that takes you up the mountain—setting the tone for a memorable outing that you won’t find anywhere else.
The course itself is quirky, creative, and steeped in Southern character, with old-fashioned props like moonshine stills, outhouses, and vintage farm equipment dotting the landscape. It’s clear the owners have taken great care in preserving the charm and personality of the course over the years, making it a true destination and not just another tourist attraction. You can feel the love and history built into every hole.
The prices are very reasonable, especially considering the unique mountain-side location and the overall experience. One of the best features is the natural shade provided by the many trees along the course, which makes it enjoyable even during the hotter months. The mountain breeze combined with the shaded paths keeps the course cool and comfortable throughout the day.
Whether you’re visiting Gatlinburg for the first time or returning for the hundredth, Hillbilly Golf is the kind of attraction that sticks with you. It’s fun, a little offbeat, and full of personality—perfect for families, couples, or anyone looking to slow down and enjoy some good old-fashioned fun. We’ll...
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