Fermentoren — Restaurant in Copenhagen Municipality

Poorly lit, dingy benches and heating is sparsely distributed. Went in with a couple mates and was 'served' by a reluctant bartender who by the second taste tests was definitely getting annoyed with his job, so we caved and just bought something for 40kr each. Unfortunately I had the medium cider, which after bring passed around my table could only be described as PISS-tasting. Specifically the taste of urine mixed with chlorine from a public bathroom (mate who recommended it to me confirmed it was weirder than last she had it). Went back and asked the tender nicely if they'd replace it, but no, if you blindly buy a piss microbrew in this place, it's your own damn fault and you can just buy another one (no replacement offered, not even sympathy). This bar is only good because of its location. Would...

Although I do recall [perhaps too] loudly proclaiming that "this place smells like a sweaty sumo wrestler" on Friday night, I feel the need to officially take it all back on Monday morning. It was actually hot inside, however, (and, you know, "stuffy") but fortunately it was just below brisk outside, so sitting on the benches at the entrance was absolutely still an option. :)

Drinks here were stellar. I went against the grain, like a real hipster (I'm not really a hipster), and ordered wine. Hey, that's fermented too, right? It was a divine glass of wine, I should add.

The scene here is relaxed and extremely cozy. If I hadn't been on a pubcrawl with coworkers, I might've been inclined to stay all night.

Extra points for putting The Big Lebowski quotes on the...

Popped in for a quick Sunday beer with a close friend visiting from Norway. To my delight there was a pig on the barbecue and a tap takeover. The beers here can sometimes be on a higher alcoholic threshold than to my taste ( purely because I like to "taste" rapidly and consistently on occasions) found a nice beer at 4.5 and stuck with it. My friend was a little more adventurous and moved onto a porter flavoured with macadamia and coconut, sublime but 14.5! If I should complain about anything, it would be the lack of a pissoir. The two toilets are really not enough for a full terrace. Knowledge of produce is unrivalled behind this bar....