This is a hipster trap. Driven by ratings, avocado serving menu’s and shallow flirtations on historic narratives, cafe Boheme lurks the forever experience seeking millennial in. Though the meaningless badly produced indie music meets uk garage and badly chosen furniture should already be a clear eye opener of the true face of this trap, the watery coffee that claims to be a cappuccino oat milk should definitely be a clear signal to get out of this place asap. While the long waiting time made you think that this unimaginative menu at least is well executed: once it is served, you realise this was also part of the trap. Expect orange from a carton, plastic pancakes with a banana uninspired dropped next to it, chicken that makes you revalue the KFC and eggs that either served too soft or too hard. Sharing any feedback on this makes you witness a performance of a waitress that tries to deliver an authentic surprise. The sadness in her eyes betray her dispiritedness of knowing that whatever she does, she will be part of the system. As if we are witnessing capitalism straight in the eyes. The worst thing it all is that this is all expensive too. Probably part of the marketing strategy where voluntary invested pain makes it more likely that you appreciate the outcome, but no: the only thing Cafe Bohème provide is a decrease in your money,...
Read moreThe service from the woman was absolutely a disaster. We ordered the worst two coffees. We decided after few sips to not finish the drinks because they were not even looking like coffees, just glasses of milk. We kindly told to the waitress how we found the drinks, and we will not finish, then apologized. The waitress made us pay the full prize and treated us extremely badly. We were confused about her embarrasing behaviour towards us, saying that in Paris there is no reclamation possibility, it is not her problem if the drinks are bad, didn’t apologize in any way her way to talking to us or for the drinks, when us we were completely calm and nicely tried to make the drinks and place improve with some valid feedback. She didn’t give us any compensation and made us pay full prize of this. The worst customer ”service” and treatment we ever have had in Paris during two years in here. We are waiting for...
Read moreBeing an American, and knowing no French is a bit intimidating to walk into a restaurant and not know what is written on the menu. 🥺I went and asked if I can seat myself, and they said sure. I waited a bit for them to bring me a menu, but then had to ask for it. They pointed out it was on the QR code stickers that were on the table. They were so tiny, I never noticed it. Once I had made my decision I waited and then asked to give my order. The food came quickly, I got the bacon burger with fries, and it was delicious. I took the banana bread to go for later. It was also great. The restaurant has a beautiful patio and inside seating. Being American I wanted to be in and out in a short time. I think the French have it down to sit and enjoy regardless of time. I think my waiter understood and I was appreciative. Very nice place, will...
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