Coyote Ugly Saloon — Restaurant in Austin

Go to Bikini's across the street. Better cheaper drink's and better service from nicer and prettier bartenders and waitresses.

Manager in here doesn't want Military in establishment. I am an Army soldiers mom. We got thrown out cause I wanted to sit somewhere where a guy was saving seats while his daughter was getting a tattoo. (come on we know how long tattoo's take) is this fair? so Since he wouldn't let me sit there for a few minutes to get my son a body shot - my son reads their sign "NO ####'s on Bar" The guy calls over big 300 lb bouncer and he grabs my arm and throws us out.

That is when manager says he doesn't want Army men in the establishment anyway.

I wouldn't go here - my son had fun with the girls in Bikini's across the street. We also had fun at Buffalo Billard's and 6 of the other bars we went into since was Awesome and had fun in every other bar. Oh and Cactus Iron was great food...

So- I've tried hitting "disliked it" about 32 times now (literally) and it google places just doesn't want to accept that I dislike this place. What's the deal google? Is it because you're aware that it doesn't deserve 2 stars for the sheer entertainment of watching stupid drunk girls make a fool of themselves? You're right... let's give them one star. Wait- you won't even let me give them one star? You know, you're right google! they really aren't even worth that- the drinks aren't any cheaper than anywhere else on 6th street, and as a straight girl who doesn't fall into the category of "I'm going to get that dudes attention by pretending to be a lesbian" I just don't get that much excitement around these parts. Give up my bra? Do you know how much bras cost Coyote? I live on a budget! I can't just go tossing my bra at the first person who asks- I'd be out like... 2 bras right now. This...

I rarely give poor reviews, and I generally enjoy Coyote Ugly's once things get going, but if you get there too early, it makes you not want to come back. I think everyone knows that the big attraction is the hot bartenders dancing on the bar. Once there's a crowd, it's a fun time and customers even dance on the bar, and it can be a lot of fun. BUT if you get there early, before the bar is packed, you'll be blasted by the bartenders for not buying enough drinks or not being rowdy enough or whatever. I know it's supposed to be "edgy", but quit yelling at me to buy some stranger a drink "because it's a bar". YOU buy her a drink if you want her to drink so badly. Seriously, the mood is so negative that you won't want to stay long enough for it to get hopping, and you won't want to come back when it does. If you go, I recommend peeking inside to make sure...