Le Labo Cafe — Restaurant in New York

So, I’m at Le Labo Café in Williamsburg, just chilling with this dog named Obi, right?

I order a cold brew—no big deal.

Barista asks, “You want any milk with that?”

I’m like, “Yeah, just regular milk.”

She looks at me like I just asked for a steak at a vegan spot. “We don’t have regular milk,” she says.

I lived in Williamsburg for a while, so I should’ve seen this coming.

Of course they don’t have cow’s milk! Cows in Williamsburg get massages, eat organic grass listening to podcasts.

You think they’re gonna milk them?

Nah, they got cows taking yoga classes out here.

So, I hit her with, “Why would you have cow’s milk?

We’re in Williamsburg! Regular milk is for peasants.

She laughs and goes, “Yeah, we’ve got macadamia, almond…”

I’m like, aiight bet let’s do “Macadamia?

Bruh it was amazing I’m never drinking...

Le Labo Café in Williamsburg is such a lovely stop after shopping or strolling through the neighborhood. They serve La Colombe beans with only vegan milk options, and the coffee was excellent—especially considering the surprisingly affordable prices compared to most NYC cafés nearby. Please note that there are only a few seats available.

Of course, being right next to Le Labo, you can pop in to sample their products. They often have cute free goodies (like their signature newspaper or other small swags), which makes the visit even more fun.

The café itself has a minimalist industrial vibe, with walls that double as a great photo backdrop—perfect for anyone who loves capturing a stylish coffee moment. Definitely a spot worth adding to your...

Went in to pick up one of their body lotions. Started to lose all sense of which ones I liked and which ones I didn’t as I kept smelling them. So I thought, ok, let’s make this simple. I’m just gonna go up to a woman who works here and ask what she would like for a guy. So I ask her, and she’s like, “yeah, I definitely wouldn’t know.” So I’m like, ok, I guess she’s a lesbian? Or that’s what she’s maybe implying? Which is obviously fine, but on the other hand, I’m like, you do work here? And you have zero sales pitch for dudes?? Cool. She kind of half-heartedly picks one, with a sort of dismissive attitude. Like, let’s just get this over with. And guys, this shit is like, $90. As lotion goes, not cheap. So the vibe just kinda sucked. Def won’t...