If you're looking for a place to kick back and soak in some chill vibes, The Shoe Bar & Café in Yagan Square, Perth, is the spot. With a great selection of drinks and a relaxed atmosphere, it’s the perfect hangout. However, my recent visit turned out to be unforgettable for reasons I never would have expected.
I settled into a cozy corner, sipping my drink and enjoying the laid-back ambiance. The staff was friendly, and the crowd was a mix of locals and tourists, all just looking to unwind. Everything seemed perfect for a mellow evening—until I glanced out the window.
Across the road, I saw a scene that was straight out of a bizarre movie. A homeless guy was standing there, facing off against a giant, freaky blow-up doll of Marlon Brando. You read that right—a massive inflatable Marlon Brando, complete with creepy eyes and a sinister grin. It was like something out of a twisted carnival.
The guy was having a full-blown argument with the doll. He was yelling, waving his arms around, and pacing like he was in some heated courtroom drama. He ranted about how the doll had "ruined his life" and "never had his back." He even accused it of "jacking his dreams" and "crushing his hopes." It was surreal, like watching a man break down in front of a haunted carnival prize.
At one point, he started throwing random junk at the doll—old newspapers, empty bottles, you name it. The doll just sat there, unmoved, staring back with those unnerving, empty eyes. I nearly spat out my drink, trying to process the absurdity of it all.
Just when I thought things couldn’t get any stranger, another homeless guy showed up. This new guy started shouting at the first guy, claiming he was the ex of the Marlon Brando doll. They began shoving and swinging at each other, right there on the street, like some messed-up soap opera.
They stopped fighting and started kissing. Yep, right there in front of the giant blow-up doll, they got all hot and heavy. People passing by were either laughing, shocked, or just plain confused.
Eventually, the first guy collapsed on the pavement, exhausted and defeated, staring at the doll like it had betrayed him. The second guy sat beside him, looking just as worn out. It was a scene that made me question my own grip on reality.
As I watched this wild spectacle from The Shoe Bar, I couldn’t help but feel stunned and bewildered. The Shoe Bar & Café offered more than just great drinks and a chill vibe that night—it served up a slice of life so bizarre, it was practically unbelievable.
So, if you’re ever in Yagan Square and looking for a memorable evening, The Shoe Bar & Café is worth a visit. You never know what you might see through those windows. Sometimes, the world serves up scenes so whack, they’re practically...
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Read moreMICE INFESTATION IN THE VENUE
went to a comedy show thought was okay the venue, however when the show finished went with my friends to get a drink.
While I was heading to the bar, on the second floor, I SAW A MOUSE heading to the kitchen. I couldn’t believe it I started screaming. The staff Crew didn’t do anything more than looking at me like I was crazy
I approached them and asked: “how can you serve food in this venue if there is a mouse in the kitchen” - they replied oh yes, that mouse lives here and we do have some traps (that definitely don’t work)!!!!! How unacceptable.
I was totally disgusted and upset when I went back to my table when I saw ANOTHER MOUSE RUNNING IN BETWEEN THE PEOPLE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
The cleaning is absolutely joke, the enviorment is totally disgusting
I couldn’t just believe it! I ended up leaving because it’s just totally unhygienic.
I will be reporting this issue to health department and food...
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