The Beach Club was unforgettable, just not in a good way. We were in town last night to celebrate my birthday. We usually go to one of the “fancier” restaurants in town, but we were more in the mood for something casual. Our first impression was that the outside was cute, and we were seated quickly, but then it went downhill from there. The waitress came and got our food and drink order quickly, which makes sense as we were the only people seated in the restaurant, aside from the bar area. My drink was delivered after about 10 minutes, but she didn’t bring the water that my husband ordered. We’re pretty patient and understanding, so it wasn’t a big deal. But then another 20-30 minutes go by, and we’re STILL waiting for the water, as well as our food. Mind you, it is still an empty restaurant, and our waitress has not checked in on us once. Our food comes, and my husband asks for the water he ordered. The waitress, without an apology or anything, goes and gets a carafe of water, that probably should have been at our table to begin with. Now the food.. my husband ordered the chicken bacon ranch flatbread pizza, and I ordered the chicken piccata. The pizza literally looked like it just had chopped up chicken tenders on top of it, with barely any cheese or ranch. It was very dry. For the chicken piccata, it usually comes with rice on the side, but at the time of ordering I asked if I possibly could substitute it for pasta (as there were other pasta items on the menu,) the waitress looked like I was speaking another language, asking, “What do you mean by pasta?” We eventually figured it out, but then when she brought our food out it was literally just plain pasta with grilled chicken slices on top, and a cup of the piccata “sauce” on the side because, “They didn’t know what to do with it.” She also didn’t bring a spoon or anything for me to put the sauce on, so I had to try to pour it out of the cup myself without making a mess. Everything about our food was below average. I tried to eat the pasta, but honestly the piccata sauce was so bland, it just felt like a waste of calories. My husband picked at his pizza because he was hungry and it was there, but in all honesty, we both agreed that our 3 year old child could have made a better meal for us at home. The bill came, $45 for the worst restaurant food and experience we have ever had. We could have complained and tried to get our food taken off of the bill, as my drink was the only thing we enjoyed and actually finished, but frankly, we figured it would take too long and we just wanted to get out of there. It’s definitely upsetting to receive such terrible food/service from a small, non-chain restaurant. We ate at our local Applebees the night before and had 10x better food and service. I was excited to try this place, hoping to find something in the middle of fast food and fancy dining, but next time, I think I would be much happier just bringing McDonald’s back to my hotel room.